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tepista wrote:
22 Jun 2021, 11:06pm
Scherzer did the same thing last night. Better, after being checked multiple times, he death-stared Girardi while walking back to the dug-out, which activated some kind of lizard-brain hormone, so Girardi came flying out and was tossed. Freaky-eyed killah.
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Looks like Girardi was yelling at a coach/buddy on the Nats, but he's still a clown.

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anybody keeping up with this site? They do a scorecard for every game, this is a rare good one, but there's a fuckload of cards where the ump is 10% worng, or more. Nice way to infuriate your self every morning after a loss!

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here's some bad ones:

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The Red Sox lost the 1946 WS because, as the myth goes, Johnny Pesky held the ball too long on a relay to the plate (he didn't, but whatever), but this is mind-boggling. Helps explain why the D'Backs are in last.
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hilarious
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I've got the Angels-Giants game on and there's an Angels fan who has a Scioscia jersey on. Who the fuck gets a manager's jersey? Did the Angels actually sell that thing?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jun 2021, 8:20pm
I've got the Angels-Giants game on and there's an Angels fan who has a Scioscia jersey on. Who the fuck gets a manager's jersey? Did the Angels actually sell that thing?
Are you insulting my Kevin Kennedy Sox jersey?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
23 Jun 2021, 11:41pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jun 2021, 8:20pm
I've got the Angels-Giants game on and there's an Angels fan who has a Scioscia jersey on. Who the fuck gets a manager's jersey? Did the Angels actually sell that thing?
Are you insulting my Kevin Kennedy Sox jersey?
Not at all, because you actually own a Grady Little jersey.
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tepista wrote:
23 Jun 2021, 11:39am
anybody keeping up with this site? They do a scorecard for every game, this is a rare good one, but there's a fuckload of cards where the ump is 10% worng, or more. Nice way to infuriate your self every morning after a loss!

I haven’t heard of this site but thank you for linking. Some of these are terrible, I wish I could be this bad at a job and remain employed.

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amj241 wrote:
25 Jun 2021, 8:18pm
I haven’t heard of this site but thank you for linking. Some of these are terrible, I wish I could be this bad at a job and remain employed.
When someone first showed it to me I think I was on it for about an hour! I've always been anti-robo umps, but I've changed my mind. These clowns gotta go!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Jun 2021, 8:20pm
I've got the Angels-Giants game on and there's an Angels fan who has a Scioscia jersey on. Who the fuck gets a manager's jersey? Did the Angels actually sell that thing?
A real fan would have bought the 3rd base coach
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Go tepgels!
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