MLB 2021

[Dr. Medulla]

Can't wait for spring training...

This will be the year Gary Sanchez figures it all out!

They will have to trade him first

He screams Rockie to me.

Flex bait.

Poisoned Flex bait.

[revbob]

This will be the year Gary Sanchez figures it all out!

They will have to trade him first

He screams Rockie to me.

Flex bait.

Poisoned Flex bait.

Shhhh!!

[JennyB]

How come none of you Sox fans told me how hot Chaim Bloom is?

I'm a Sox fan now.

[Dr. Medulla]

They will have to trade him first

He screams Rockie to me.

Flex bait.

Poisoned Flex bait.

Shhhh!!

Don't worry. He'd sprinkle rat poison on his avocado toast if Dave Matthews were on the box promising the results were fatal.

[Dr. Medulla]

How come none of you Sox fans told me how hot Chaim Bloom is?

I'm a Sox fan now.

We just assumed you were related and knew all that.

[JennyB]

How come none of you Sox fans told me how hot Chaim Bloom is?

I'm a Sox fan now.

We just assumed you were related and knew all that.

OK, investigating further, he isn't that hot. He kind of looks like the Seinfeld two-face version of my boyfriend, Amos Tamam.

[Dr. Medulla]

How come none of you Sox fans told me how hot Chaim Bloom is?

I'm a Sox fan now.

We just assumed you were related and knew all that.

OK, investigating further, he isn't that hot. He kind of looks like the Seinfeld two-face version of my boyfriend, Amos Tamam.

I see Mark Harelik—the teacher in Election who's having a fling with Reese Witherspoon—in him.

[JennyB]

How come none of you Sox fans told me how hot Chaim Bloom is?

I'm a Sox fan now.

We just assumed you were related and knew all that.

OK, investigating further, he isn't that hot. He kind of looks like the Seinfeld two-face version of my boyfriend, Amos Tamam.

I see Mark Harelik—the teacher in Election who's having a fling with Reese Witherspoon—in him.

I can see that.

[Boddington]

How come none of you Sox fans told me how hot Chaim Bloom is?

I'm a Sox fan now.

We just assumed you were related and knew all that.

OK, investigating further, he isn't that hot. He kind of looks like the Seinfeld two-face version of my boyfriend, Amos Tamam.

I see Mark Harelik—the teacher in Election who's having a fling with Reese Witherspoon—in him.

I can see that.

But his baseball brain? Evidently very sexy. Has like $5M to spare before putting us over the luxury tax and somehow we're in the ALCS.

[tepista]

2021 ALCS

[revbob]

Anyone but the Astros.

[Dr. Medulla]

Anyone but the Astros.

Dodgers, Astros, Braves are all on my nuh-uh list. Brewers-Sox would be the ideal WS for me, followed by Giants-Sox. I genuinely wouldn't be bothered one iota by the Brewers beating Boston in the WS.

[revbob]

Anyone but the Astros.

Dodgers, Astros, Braves are all on my nuh-uh list. Brewers-Sox would be the ideal WS for me, followed by Giants-Sox. I genuinely wouldn't be bothered one iota by the Brewers beating Boston in the WS.

Yeah fuck the Dodgers too.

[Dr. Medulla]

Fuck, boo. I really wanted to think that Milwaukee would catch fire and knock out the Giants or Dodgers after they beat up each other. This sucks. Shit should have been better, WWK.

[WestwayKid]

Fuck, boo. I really wanted to think that Milwaukee would catch fire and knock out the Giants or Dodgers after they beat up each other. This sucks. Shit should have been better, WWK.

Yeah, it was a rough night. They had historically great pitching, but the offense was always a question mark. They struggled badly April through May, but then got very hot June through August before cooling back off in September. They just never got going again and it didn't help that Christian Yelich appears to be a shell of his former self. He's the guy they built everything around and when the guy you count on to get the big hits is not even ordinary, well, you get bounced in the first round. I'll cheer for the Sox from here on out. They've long been my 2nd favorite team.

I don't dislike the Braves, but I dislike their fans. The tomahawk chop is terrible. I don't like the Dodgers because they've been a thorn in Milwaukee's side in recent years. I also cannot stand Houston or really anything about Texas. So, I think my order is 1) Red Sox 2) Giants 3) Dodgers 4) Braves 5) Astros.