Ha! Weird series that seemed like the Jays won eight straight by 12-0 scores, but in the end it was a split.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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He Made Sticky Stuff for MLB Pitchers for 15 Years. Now He's Speaking Out.
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The Jose Canseco of sticky fingers. Everyone would laugh whenever Canseco would make some statement about steroids, then a few months later, shit, turns out he was right. Then forget that next time he says something about juicing.revbob wrote: ↑15 Jun 2021, 6:42amHe Made Sticky Stuff for MLB Pitchers for 15 Years. Now He's Speaking Out.
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Yeah nobody knows more about this than those involved.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Jun 2021, 8:18amThe Jose Canseco of sticky fingers. Everyone would laugh whenever Canseco would make some statement about steroids, then a few months later, shit, turns out he was right. Then forget that next time he says something about juicing.revbob wrote: ↑15 Jun 2021, 6:42amHe Made Sticky Stuff for MLB Pitchers for 15 Years. Now He's Speaking Out.
https://www.si.com/.amp/mlb/2021/06/14/ ... aily-cover
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Our bullpen is garbage/everyone is injured. Atkins, please send help.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Jun 2021, 6:37amHa! Weird series that seemed like the Jays won eight straight by 12-0 scores, but in the end it was a split.
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Buck Showalter nods.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Reminds of the story of Pedro being interviewed by Sports Illustrated. He was asked about his bucket list or something like that and he said, "I want to fuck Sandra Bullock." Reminded that this was a kids magazine, he revised: "I want to sleep with Sandra Bullock."
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What a GOAT, apart from the regrettable Boston thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑16 Jun 2021, 12:29pmReminds of the story of Pedro being interviewed by Sports Illustrated. He was asked about his bucket list or something like that and he said, "I want to fuck Sandra Bullock." Reminded that this was a kids magazine, he revised: "I want to sleep with Sandra Bullock."
Lots of balls-adjacent content today:
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George Carlin on two-way dirty words (words that you can't say on television—back in 1972, anyway—depending on context): You can say, "The batter has two balls on him," but you can't say, "I think he hurt his balls on that play."Inder wrote: ↑16 Jun 2021, 12:35pmWhat a GOAT, apart from the regrettable Boston thing.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑16 Jun 2021, 12:29pmReminds of the story of Pedro being interviewed by Sports Illustrated. He was asked about his bucket list or something like that and he said, "I want to fuck Sandra Bullock." Reminded that this was a kids magazine, he revised: "I want to sleep with Sandra Bullock."
Lots of balls-adjacent content today:
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The Jays just hit into the most clusterfucky triple play of all time. Second and third, VladJr grounds out pitcher to first. Runner on third goes to home then changes his mind, runner on second is trapped between second and third. Throw to the catcher for a quick rundown between home and third—second out—and then runner on second tries for third and his tagged. Every infielder was involved in the triple play.
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I think that would be the Yankees 2nd triple play of the season.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jun 2021, 7:33pmThe Jays just hit into the most clusterfucky triple play of all time. Second and third, VladJr grounds out pitcher to first. Runner on third goes to home then changes his mind, runner on second is trapped between second and third. Throw to the catcher for a quick rundown between home and third—second out—and then runner on second tries for third and his tagged. Every infielder was involved in the triple play.