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14 Jun 2021, 11:20pm
Ha! Weird series that seemed like the Jays won eight straight by 12-0 scores, but in the end it was a split.
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He Made Sticky Stuff for MLB Pitchers for 15 Years. Now He's Speaking Out.

https://www.si.com/.amp/mlb/2021/06/14/ ... aily-cover

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15 Jun 2021, 6:42am
He Made Sticky Stuff for MLB Pitchers for 15 Years. Now He's Speaking Out.

https://www.si.com/.amp/mlb/2021/06/14/ ... aily-cover
The Jose Canseco of sticky fingers. Everyone would laugh whenever Canseco would make some statement about steroids, then a few months later, shit, turns out he was right. Then forget that next time he says something about juicing.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 8:18am
revbob wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 6:42am
He Made Sticky Stuff for MLB Pitchers for 15 Years. Now He's Speaking Out.

https://www.si.com/.amp/mlb/2021/06/14/ ... aily-cover
The Jose Canseco of sticky fingers. Everyone would laugh whenever Canseco would make some statement about steroids, then a few months later, shit, turns out he was right. Then forget that next time he says something about juicing.
Yeah nobody knows more about this than those involved.

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revbob wrote:
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Inder wrote:
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Ted Lilly is still pitching?
The tv station used the really really bad 00s logo for some reason.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 6:37am
Inder wrote:
14 Jun 2021, 11:20pm
Ha! Weird series that seemed like the Jays won eight straight by 12-0 scores, but in the end it was a split.
Our bullpen is garbage/everyone is injured. Atkins, please send help.


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Inder wrote:
15 Jun 2021, 9:26am
Our bullpen is garbage/everyone is injured. Atkins, please send help.

Buck Showalter nods.
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:lol: Reminds of the story of Pedro being interviewed by Sports Illustrated. He was asked about his bucket list or something like that and he said, "I want to fuck Sandra Bullock." Reminded that this was a kids magazine, he revised: "I want to sleep with Sandra Bullock."
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Inder wrote:
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:lol: Reminds of the story of Pedro being interviewed by Sports Illustrated. He was asked about his bucket list or something like that and he said, "I want to fuck Sandra Bullock." Reminded that this was a kids magazine, he revised: "I want to sleep with Sandra Bullock."
What a GOAT, apart from the regrettable Boston thing.

Lots of balls-adjacent content today:


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Inder wrote:
16 Jun 2021, 12:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jun 2021, 12:29pm
Inder wrote:
16 Jun 2021, 12:07pm
:lol: Reminds of the story of Pedro being interviewed by Sports Illustrated. He was asked about his bucket list or something like that and he said, "I want to fuck Sandra Bullock." Reminded that this was a kids magazine, he revised: "I want to sleep with Sandra Bullock."
What a GOAT, apart from the regrettable Boston thing.

Lots of balls-adjacent content today:

George Carlin on two-way dirty words (words that you can't say on television—back in 1972, anyway—depending on context): You can say, "The batter has two balls on him," but you can't say, "I think he hurt his balls on that play."
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The Jays just hit into the most clusterfucky triple play of all time. Second and third, VladJr grounds out pitcher to first. Runner on third goes to home then changes his mind, runner on second is trapped between second and third. Throw to the catcher for a quick rundown between home and third—second out—and then runner on second tries for third and his tagged. Every infielder was involved in the triple play.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jun 2021, 7:33pm
The Jays just hit into the most clusterfucky triple play of all time. Second and third, VladJr grounds out pitcher to first. Runner on third goes to home then changes his mind, runner on second is trapped between second and third. Throw to the catcher for a quick rundown between home and third—second out—and then runner on second tries for third and his tagged. Every infielder was involved in the triple play.
I think that would be the Yankees 2nd triple play of the season.

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