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Sparky wrote:
12 Aug 2022, 7:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Aug 2022, 7:27pm
revbob wrote:
12 Aug 2022, 7:05pm
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12 Aug 2022, 11:55am
my wife likes cauli pizzas for keto/paleo type reasons, I find most of them genuinely inedible but their are one or two tolerable brands out there if I'm being "forced" to eat them.

Addendum: if I had to eat cauli crust for allergy reasons, I'd probably just give pizza a full pass.
Cauliflower is inedible. Someone said Cauliflower steak to me the other day. They wont say it again.

Ive killed for less.
Cauliflower, broccoli, and parsnips are my "I'll go hungry, thanks" vegetables. People who eat them have failed god's subtle test and won't be going to heaven.
I think you forgot brussel sprouts. :yuck:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Aug 2022, 7:27pm
revbob wrote:
12 Aug 2022, 7:05pm
Flex wrote:
12 Aug 2022, 11:55am
my wife likes cauli pizzas for keto/paleo type reasons, I find most of them genuinely inedible but their are one or two tolerable brands out there if I'm being "forced" to eat them.

Addendum: if I had to eat cauli crust for allergy reasons, I'd probably just give pizza a full pass.
Cauliflower is inedible. Someone said Cauliflower steak to me the other day. They wont say it again.

Ive killed for less.
Cauliflower, broccoli, and parsnips are my "I'll go hungry, thanks" vegetables. People who eat them have failed god's subtle test and won't be going to heaven.
Im good with broccoli in limited situations but Cauliflower and parsnips can completely fuck off.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Aug 2022, 7:27pm
revbob wrote:
12 Aug 2022, 7:05pm
Flex wrote:
12 Aug 2022, 11:55am
my wife likes cauli pizzas for keto/paleo type reasons, I find most of them genuinely inedible but their are one or two tolerable brands out there if I'm being "forced" to eat them.

Addendum: if I had to eat cauli crust for allergy reasons, I'd probably just give pizza a full pass.
Cauliflower is inedible. Someone said Cauliflower steak to me the other day. They wont say it again.

Ive killed for less.
Cauliflower, broccoli, and parsnips are my "I'll go hungry, thanks" vegetables. People who eat them have failed god's subtle test and won't be going to heaven.
Yeah, I agree with this. Properly cooked I can tolerate most of these but I think I have this visceral reaction to this genre of food like how some people have with cilantro. It all tastes like decay and despair to me.
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I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
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Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:00pm
I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
Emotionally aside, I'm no longer two.
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Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:00pm
I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
I'll eat broccoli if it isnt charred or soggy. Parsnips are like shitty carrots why bother?

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revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:19pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:00pm
I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
I'll eat broccoli if it isnt charred or soggy. Parsnips are like shitty carrots why bother?
Because the world is full of experience and wonder, especially with food, and we should endeavor to find ways to enjoy it all. You can't take your parsnips with you.
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Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:33pm
revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:19pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:00pm
I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
I'll eat broccoli if it isnt charred or soggy. Parsnips are like shitty carrots why bother?
Because the world is full of experience and wonder, especially with food, and we should endeavor to find ways to enjoy it all. You can't take your parsnips with you.
I agree with the sentiment.

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Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:33pm
revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:19pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:00pm
I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
I'll eat broccoli if it isnt charred or soggy. Parsnips are like shitty carrots why bother?
Because the world is full of experience and wonder, especially with food, and we should endeavor to find ways to enjoy it all. You can't take your parsnips with you.
Not all experiences are good ones; we should accept that and move on, seeking to avoid a repeat.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 5:12pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:33pm
revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:19pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:00pm
I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
I'll eat broccoli if it isnt charred or soggy. Parsnips are like shitty carrots why bother?
Because the world is full of experience and wonder, especially with food, and we should endeavor to find ways to enjoy it all. You can't take your parsnips with you.
Not all experiences are good ones; we should accept that and move on, seeking to avoid a repeat.
Yeah I tried the seaweed shit that the hippie neighbors gave their kids as a snack and it was fucking awful. Therefore I will not be trying that again...

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revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 5:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 5:12pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:33pm
revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:19pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:00pm
I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
I'll eat broccoli if it isnt charred or soggy. Parsnips are like shitty carrots why bother?
Because the world is full of experience and wonder, especially with food, and we should endeavor to find ways to enjoy it all. You can't take your parsnips with you.
Not all experiences are good ones; we should accept that and move on, seeking to avoid a repeat.
Yeah I tried the seaweed shit that the hippie neighbors gave their kids as a snack and it was fucking awful. Therefore I will not be trying that again...
Perseverance leads to going back to Bud mango over and over.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 5:12pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:33pm
revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:19pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:00pm
I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
I'll eat broccoli if it isnt charred or soggy. Parsnips are like shitty carrots why bother?
Because the world is full of experience and wonder, especially with food, and we should endeavor to find ways to enjoy it all. You can't take your parsnips with you.
Not all experiences are good ones; we should accept that and move on, seeking to avoid a repeat.
Tastes change, bucko
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Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 6:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 5:12pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:33pm
revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:19pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:00pm
I think we need to pretend your forks are airplanes, guys.
I'll eat broccoli if it isnt charred or soggy. Parsnips are like shitty carrots why bother?
Because the world is full of experience and wonder, especially with food, and we should endeavor to find ways to enjoy it all. You can't take your parsnips with you.
Not all experiences are good ones; we should accept that and move on, seeking to avoid a repeat.
Tastes change, bucko
Sure for some things but speaking as a 54yo, Im not big on 2nd chances much at this point in my life. That goes for a lot of things not just food

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revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 6:47pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 6:43pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 5:12pm
Kory wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:33pm
revbob wrote:
15 Aug 2022, 3:19pm


I'll eat broccoli if it isnt charred or soggy. Parsnips are like shitty carrots why bother?
Because the world is full of experience and wonder, especially with food, and we should endeavor to find ways to enjoy it all. You can't take your parsnips with you.
Not all experiences are good ones; we should accept that and move on, seeking to avoid a repeat.
Tastes change, bucko
Sure for some things but speaking as a 54yo, Im not big on 2nd chances much at this point in my life. That goes for a lot of things not just food
Ditto. If you hate a food when you're 16, yeah, give it a try 10 years later. At 53, I'm fairly confident that the stuff I really hate deserves its status in my big book of likes and dislikes.
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