There's a local chain of gas station mini marts owned by one family. The stores are named Simons or Gracey's. I nicknamed them "Simon and Gracey's Porn and Liquors" because they sell both porn amd and liquor. Anyway I went in one the other day to grab some beer and there was an older dude actually thumbing thru the porn mags. I was curious how the transaction with the young woman at the register was gonna go but he walked out empty handed. I wanted to say dude you should get the internet.
There's a local chain of gas station mini marts owned by one family. The stores are named Simons or Gracey's. I nicknamed them "Simon and Gracey's Porn and Liquors" because they sell both porn amd and liquor. Anyway I went in one the other day to grab some beer and there was an older dude actually thumbing thru the porn mags. I was curious how the transaction with the young woman at the register was gonna go but he walked out empty handed. I wanted to say dude you should get the internet.
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As long as his overalls were still buttoned up, just walk on by.
There's a local chain of gas station mini marts owned by one family. The stores are named Simons or Gracey's. I nicknamed them "Simon and Gracey's Porn and Liquors" because they sell both porn amd and liquor. Anyway I went in one the other day to grab some beer and there was an older dude actually thumbing thru the porn mags. I was curious how the transaction with the young woman at the register was gonna go but he walked out empty handed. I wanted to say dude you should get the internet.
If you want to start a good conversation? Ask the woman at the register who buys the porn.
I love Bennington, been to most of those places, definitely makes me want to go back reading that.
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