That, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
Shoot straight for once, you Army pukes. - Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner, USAF
That, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
Just one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
That, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
Just one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?
No, Doc, they just let him in.
Shoot straight for once, you Army pukes. - Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner, USAF
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
Just one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?
No, Doc, they just let him in.
Oh, great story, Kimmelweck!
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
That, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
Just one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
