The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 1:30pmTell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 12:43pmGreat, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 8:17amThat, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
RevBob's Maple Soaked Socialist Paradise
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Just one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:02pmThe Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 1:30pmTell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 12:43pmGreat, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 8:17amThat, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
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No, Doc, they just let him in.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:03pmJust one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:02pmThe Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 1:30pmTell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 12:43pmGreat, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 8:17amThat, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
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Oh, great story, Kimmelweck!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:05pmNo, Doc, they just let him in.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:03pmJust one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:02pmThe Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 1:30pmTell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 12:43pm
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:28pmOh, great story, Kimmelweck!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:05pmNo, Doc, they just let him in.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:03pmJust one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:02pmThe Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:03pmJust one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 2:02pmThe Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 1:30pmTell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!Kimmelweck wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 12:43pmGreat, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2022, 8:17amThat, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
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Have all the Kennedys been accounted for?
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Just the dead variety.
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