That, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
That, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
Just one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
That, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
Just one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?
No, Doc, they just let him in.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
Just one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?
No, Doc, they just let him in.
Oh, great story, Kimmelweck!
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
That, uh, was a good Stand By Me kind of tale until the end.
Great, now I’m re-reading it in Richard Dreyfuss’s voice. It’s actually the ending that makes it most like Stand By Me, except the Chris Chambers character didn’t become a lawyer and get stabbed trying to break up a fight - he knocked me out of my Keds with an ice chunk, then moved to Kentucky and killed himself. Teddy and Vern were definitely the idiots who locked us out of the car though, which makes me Gordie, I guess. “I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 17. Thankfully.” The end.
Tell us the one about Lard-Ass Hogan!
The Women’s Auxiliary and the Benevolent Order of Antelopes would prefer it if I didn’t.
Just one question: Did Lard-Ass have to pay to get into the contest?
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
