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Joe Public wrote:
22 Jun 2022, 2:41pm
The resident groundhog here at IKEA...
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We've had a couple of those guys waddle thru our backyard in the last few years. Like beavers without the desire to destroy everything in their path.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jun 2022, 2:53pm
We've had a couple of those guys waddle thru our backyard in the last few years. Like beavers without the desire to destroy everything in their path.
They remind me of my cat, Serafina, who also has some junk in her trunk...
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You gotta give the people something good to read...
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Joe Public wrote:
22 Jun 2022, 2:59pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jun 2022, 2:53pm
We've had a couple of those guys waddle thru our backyard in the last few years. Like beavers without the desire to destroy everything in their path.
They remind me of my cat, Serafina, who also has some junk in her trunk...
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Awwwww, what a sweetie. Our kitty Charlotte's got a bit of a bootie while her sister Zoë has a Hank Hill non-butt.

Also, fun fact: That hangy gut thing that cats have? It's called a primordial pouch and it's theorized that it's a layer of defense when getting into a scrap. Someone tries to rabbit kick your guts open, they get all that loose skin instead. I couldn't understand how our cats could be slim except for that wattle on their undercarriage, but then the Boss read about the primordial pouch. So I've called off the tummy tuck surgery.
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Joe Public wrote:
22 Jun 2022, 2:59pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jun 2022, 2:53pm
We've had a couple of those guys waddle thru our backyard in the last few years. Like beavers without the desire to destroy everything in their path.
They remind me of my cat, Serafina, who also has some junk in her trunk...
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That looks like my cat Licorice.

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Making friends on Long Island.
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We have a mom deer and two new babes hanging out in the woods behind the house. Mom is teaching her kids to eat all the fresh growth on my flowers, but hey :naughty:

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I saw a bear today.
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Also met some mountain goats.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 2:17am
I saw a bear today.
Great stuff. Did you not fancy moving in a bit to get a really good close up ;)

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 2:17am
I saw a bear today.
Too close for me! Any signs of momma bear?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 2:17am
I saw a bear today.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 9:25am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 2:17am
I saw a bear today.
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I was at PrifeFest over the weekend and my group (the Jews) marched behind the bears. I was super surprised at how many people didn't know what bears were. Some were like "awww, that's so cute! They have a dog paw in their flag!"
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JennyB wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 11:16am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 9:25am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 2:17am
I saw a bear today.
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I was at PrifeFest over the weekend and my group (the Jews) marched behind the bears. I was super surprised at how many people didn't know what bears were. Some were like "awww, that's so cute! They have a dog paw in their flag!"
Naive Jews? That goes against all the literature. All of it.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 11:43am
JennyB wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 11:16am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 9:25am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 2:17am
I saw a bear today.
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I was at PrifeFest over the weekend and my group (the Jews) marched behind the bears. I was super surprised at how many people didn't know what bears were. Some were like "awww, that's so cute! They have a dog paw in their flag!"
Naive Jews? That goes against all the literature. All of it.
What can I say? :mrgreen:
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JennyB wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 11:16am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 9:25am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
30 Jun 2022, 2:17am
I saw a bear today.
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I was at PrifeFest over the weekend and my group (the Jews) marched behind the bears. I was super surprised at how many people didn't know what bears were. Some were like "awww, that's so cute! They have a dog paw in their flag!"
I liked this poster that was in my hotel room in SF. Don't know why it's sideways.
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