The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread

[Sparky]

The forest fires we've had here in California kind of changed our minds on living in a "wooded" area.

I forgot, what city are you in?

Huntington Beach.

[tepista]

Oh wow, we're close. I'll miss ya, buddy! :)

[BostonBeaneater]

Where to in Texas?

[matedog]

I think I’m mostly bummed I won’t get anymore updates on Daisy.

[Olaf]

Good luck with the move, tep. I hope you'll find a new house/job soon.

[Mimi]

Good luck, Tep. Moving is exciting and depressing at the same time, but I'm sure you'll do fine.

[WestwayKid]

Step one: Quit my job of 25+ years. CHECK.

So do you have to buy a gun before you move there or are you issued one when you cross the border and pledge your allegiance to Tom Cruz and Greg Abbot?

They issue one, but it's a cheapie and they look at you funny if you don't have your own. and it's not Tom Cruz, it's Pablo Cruise!

Ahhh! , I meant Ted.

The Zodiac Killer?

[JennyB]

Good luck, Tep! I have such fond memories of hanging out with you and your lovely wife at the Burgundy Room. Are they going to be able to survive without your patronage?

I hope this is a good move for you! I imagine one nice thing is that housing will be a LOT less expensive there. Where in TX will you be? I hope not Houston, because my cousin Brian lives there and he sucks.

[BostonBeaneater]

Good luck, Tep! I have such fond memories of hanging out with you and your lovely wife at the Burgundy Room. Are they going to be able to survive without your patronage?

I hope this is a good move for you! I imagine one nice thing is that housing will be a LOT less expensive there. Where in TX will you be? I hope not Houston, because my cousin Brian lives there and he sucks.

Yeah! Fuck Brian!

[Mimi]

Good luck, Tep! I have such fond memories of hanging out with you and your lovely wife at the Burgundy Room. Are they going to be able to survive without your patronage?

I hope this is a good move for you! I imagine one nice thing is that housing will be a LOT less expensive there. Where in TX will you be? I hope not Houston, because my cousin Brian lives there and he sucks.

Yeah! Fuck Brian!

Fuck Brian and his wife!

[JennyB]

Good luck, Tep! I have such fond memories of hanging out with you and your lovely wife at the Burgundy Room. Are they going to be able to survive without your patronage?

I hope this is a good move for you! I imagine one nice thing is that housing will be a LOT less expensive there. Where in TX will you be? I hope not Houston, because my cousin Brian lives there and he sucks.

Yeah! Fuck Brian!

Fuck Brian and his wife!

That's cute that you think my creepy incel cousin has a wife!

[JennyB]

Good luck, Tep! I have such fond memories of hanging out with you and your lovely wife at the Burgundy Room. Are they going to be able to survive without your patronage?

I hope this is a good move for you! I imagine one nice thing is that housing will be a LOT less expensive there. Where in TX will you be? I hope not Houston, because my cousin Brian lives there and he sucks.

Yeah! Fuck Brian!

I'm not sure anyone has yet!

[revbob]

Good luck, Tep! I have such fond memories of hanging out with you and your lovely wife at the Burgundy Room. Are they going to be able to survive without your patronage?

I hope this is a good move for you! I imagine one nice thing is that housing will be a LOT less expensive there. Where in TX will you be? I hope not Houston, because my cousin Brian lives there and he sucks.

Yeah! Fuck Brian!

I'm not sure anyone has yet!

Houston sucks on its own and its worse because of Brian.

[Mimi]

Good luck, Tep! I have such fond memories of hanging out with you and your lovely wife at the Burgundy Room. Are they going to be able to survive without your patronage?

I hope this is a good move for you! I imagine one nice thing is that housing will be a LOT less expensive there. Where in TX will you be? I hope not Houston, because my cousin Brian lives there and he sucks.

Yeah! Fuck Brian!

I'm not sure anyone has yet!

Houston sucks on its own and its worse because of Brian.

But Andy Pettitte lives there.

[revbob]

Good luck, Tep! I have such fond memories of hanging out with you and your lovely wife at the Burgundy Room. Are they going to be able to survive without your patronage?

I hope this is a good move for you! I imagine one nice thing is that housing will be a LOT less expensive there. Where in TX will you be? I hope not Houston, because my cousin Brian lives there and he sucks.

Yeah! Fuck Brian!

I'm not sure anyone has yet!

Houston sucks on its own and its worse because of Brian.

But Andy Pettitte lives there.

And probably Rawjah Clemens