The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread

[Flex]

I've been to No Name. Not that impressive, tbqh.

Are Rifle or Parachute more your speed?

I remember driving out there and thinking who chose the names of these places?

It's all fucking Boebert country. Awful part of the state.

[Olaf]

How does he know how hung Einstein was?

It's all relative.

(Oh, fuck off, someone was going to make the obvious joke! )

That was relatively predictable.

[Dr. Medulla]

How does he know how hung Einstein was?

It's all relative.

(Oh, fuck off, someone was going to make the obvious joke! )

That was relatively predictable.

In quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.

[tepista]

every house we look at in Texas has a trampoline in the back yard.

[Dr. Medulla]

every house we look at in Texas has a trampoline in the back yard.

[Olaf]

How does he know how hung Einstein was?

It's all relative.

(Oh, fuck off, someone was going to make the obvious joke! )

That was relatively predictable.

In quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.

How would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?

[Olaf]

every house we look at in Texas has a trampoline in the back yard.

Our annoying neighbours have one, too. The storm that was raging a couple of days ago enjoyed kicking it around a bit. I think it was called Ignatz (the storm, not the trampoline).

[Dr. Medulla]

How does he know how hung Einstein was?

It's all relative.

(Oh, fuck off, someone was going to make the obvious joke! )

That was relatively predictable.

In quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.

How would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?

Probably not!

[Olaf]

It's all relative.

(Oh, fuck off, someone was going to make the obvious joke! )

That was relatively predictable.

In quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.

How would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?

Probably not!

So we're in relative agreement.

[matedog]

I love the narrative that Californians are flooding the following states and driving up real estate prices: Texas, Idaho, and Oregon.

[Dr. Medulla]

That was relatively predictable.

In quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.

How would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?

Probably not!

So we're in relative agreement.

Until we open the box, we're both in agreement and viciously at odds.

[Olaf]

In quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.

How would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?

Probably not!

So we're in relative agreement.

Until we open the box, we're both in agreement and viciously at odds.

The box with Schrödinger's nut?

[Dr. Medulla]

How would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?

Probably not!

So we're in relative agreement.

Until we open the box, we're both in agreement and viciously at odds.

The box with Schrödinger's nut?

It is simultaneously a right and left nut.

[Olaf]

Probably not!

So we're in relative agreement.

Until we open the box, we're both in agreement and viciously at odds.

The box with Schrödinger's nut?

It is simultaneously a right and left nut.

[BostonBeaneater]

I love the narrative that Californians are flooding the following states and driving up real estate prices: Texas, Idaho, and Oregon.

Out here it's Massachusetts (Me) and New York (Bride) who are accused interlopers. We are.