The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread

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tepista wrote:
26 Oct 2021, 3:54pm
There's the river, I never seen one. how exciting.
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This is the closest joint to my house. Can't wait to order a gallon of onion rings
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tepista wrote:
23 Nov 2021, 2:19pm
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This is the closest joint to my house. Can't wait to order a gallon of onion rings
This is a good argument against universal health care. Imagine all the Texas heart bypass surgeries I'll be on the hook for.
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tepista wrote:
23 Nov 2021, 2:19pm
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This is the closest joint to my house. Can't wait to order a gallon of onion rings
Order 2 and wait for me, I'll be there!
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after 10 miserable days of cat shitting in the car and on my mother in laws carpet, i finally have my furniture and shit at the new pad. Our belongings were supposedta be delivered Wed, they finally came today, Sunday. Supposta transition at mother-in-laws house for 2 days, ended up being 6. but we're here now. Internet connection is fucking awful, cant stream shit. I don't wanna complain too much, some people are dead or homeless, I'm neither of those things.
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tepista wrote:
05 Dec 2021, 10:44pm
after 10 miserable days of cat shitting in the car and on my mother in laws carpet, i finally have my furniture and shit at the new pad. Our belongings were supposedta be delivered Wed, they finally came today, Sunday. Supposta transition at mother-in-laws house for 2 days, ended up being 6. but we're here now. Internet connection is fucking awful, cant stream shit. I don't wanna complain too much, some people are dead or homeless, I'm neither of those things.
Hello,

Your post made me think of this bit:


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tepista wrote:
05 Dec 2021, 10:44pm
after 10 miserable days of cat shitting in the car and on my mother in laws carpet, i finally have my furniture and shit at the new pad. Our belongings were supposedta be delivered Wed, they finally came today, Sunday. Supposta transition at mother-in-laws house for 2 days, ended up being 6. but we're here now. Internet connection is fucking awful, cant stream shit. I don't wanna complain too much, some people are dead or homeless, I'm neither of those things.
Sorry to read this, man. It also brought up memories of awful moves that we endured. The only good thing is that in a year, this shittiness will be a kind of fun memory.
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tepista wrote:
05 Dec 2021, 10:44pm
after 10 miserable days of cat shitting in the car and on my mother in laws carpet, i finally have my furniture and shit at the new pad. Our belongings were supposedta be delivered Wed, they finally came today, Sunday. Supposta transition at mother-in-laws house for 2 days, ended up being 6. but we're here now. Internet connection is fucking awful, cant stream shit. I don't wanna complain too much, some people are dead or homeless, I'm neither of those things.
Sorry to hear about your moving misadventure, but I'm glad you made it there safely.
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my internet got better
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Tep is back, baby.

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Top 18 Essential Songs About Texas

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/18 ... K0#image=2

"All My Exes Live In Texas," George Strait
"Texas When I Die," Tanya Tucker
"Waltz Across Texas," Ernest Tubb
"Texas Flood," Stevie Ray Vaughan
"Miles and Miles of Texas," Asleep at the Wheel
"God Blessed Texas," Little Texas
"La Grange," ZZ Top
"If You're Gonna Play in Texas," Alabama
"Luckenbach, Texas," Waylon Jennings
"Beautiful Texas," Willie Nelson
"Texas Sun," Leon Bridges with Khruangbin
"The Bluest Eyes in Texas," Restless Heart
"Amarillo By Morning," George Strait
"Is Anybody Goin' to San Antone?," Charley Pride
"Galveston," Glen Campbell
"Dallas," Jimmie Dale Gilmore
"Screw You, We're From Texas," Ray Wylie Hubbard
"Deep In The Heart of Texas," Gene Autry
"El Paso," Marty Robbins
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Hello,

#19 -

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gkbill wrote:
30 Dec 2021, 8:46pm
Hello,

#19 -
You can never go wrong with a little PWH! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dr. Pepperstan sounds nice.

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gkbill wrote:
30 Dec 2021, 8:46pm
Hello,

#19 -
I see your Pee Wee and raise you an MDC.


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