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The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread
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Who doesn't.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑21 Oct 2021, 12:52pmI like to dip in the mineral pools at Coxsackie, NY.
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And then relax at Dildo Cove, Newfoundland.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑21 Oct 2021, 12:52pmI like to dip in the mineral pools at Coxsackie, NY.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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But be sure to stop by your local Jiffy Lube first.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Oct 2021, 1:07pmAnd then relax at Dildo Cove, Newfoundland.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑21 Oct 2021, 12:52pmI like to dip in the mineral pools at Coxsackie, NY.
Re: The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread
Nice. Note the quotation marks ... to indicate irony, I guess.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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That's not what that means? /Pflugerville's mayor
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It's all relative.
(Oh, fuck off, someone was going to make the obvious joke! )
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I've been to No Name. Not that impressive, tbqh.
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