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The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread
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Got a Rake? Sure!
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This is the closest joint to my house. Can't wait to order a gallon of onion rings
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
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This is a good argument against universal health care. Imagine all the Texas heart bypass surgeries I'll be on the hook for.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Re: The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread
Order 2 and wait for me, I'll be there!
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Re: The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread
after 10 miserable days of cat shitting in the car and on my mother in laws carpet, i finally have my furniture and shit at the new pad. Our belongings were supposedta be delivered Wed, they finally came today, Sunday. Supposta transition at mother-in-laws house for 2 days, ended up being 6. but we're here now. Internet connection is fucking awful, cant stream shit. I don't wanna complain too much, some people are dead or homeless, I'm neither of those things.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread
Hello,tepista wrote: ↑05 Dec 2021, 10:44pmafter 10 miserable days of cat shitting in the car and on my mother in laws carpet, i finally have my furniture and shit at the new pad. Our belongings were supposedta be delivered Wed, they finally came today, Sunday. Supposta transition at mother-in-laws house for 2 days, ended up being 6. but we're here now. Internet connection is fucking awful, cant stream shit. I don't wanna complain too much, some people are dead or homeless, I'm neither of those things.
Your post made me think of this bit:
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Re: The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread
Sorry to read this, man. It also brought up memories of awful moves that we endured. The only good thing is that in a year, this shittiness will be a kind of fun memory.tepista wrote: ↑05 Dec 2021, 10:44pmafter 10 miserable days of cat shitting in the car and on my mother in laws carpet, i finally have my furniture and shit at the new pad. Our belongings were supposedta be delivered Wed, they finally came today, Sunday. Supposta transition at mother-in-laws house for 2 days, ended up being 6. but we're here now. Internet connection is fucking awful, cant stream shit. I don't wanna complain too much, some people are dead or homeless, I'm neither of those things.
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Sorry to hear about your moving misadventure, but I'm glad you made it there safely.tepista wrote: ↑05 Dec 2021, 10:44pmafter 10 miserable days of cat shitting in the car and on my mother in laws carpet, i finally have my furniture and shit at the new pad. Our belongings were supposedta be delivered Wed, they finally came today, Sunday. Supposta transition at mother-in-laws house for 2 days, ended up being 6. but we're here now. Internet connection is fucking awful, cant stream shit. I don't wanna complain too much, some people are dead or homeless, I'm neither of those things.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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my internet got better
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Tep is back, baby.
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Top 18 Essential Songs About Texas
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/18 ... K0#image=2
"All My Exes Live In Texas," George Strait
"Texas When I Die," Tanya Tucker
"Waltz Across Texas," Ernest Tubb
"Texas Flood," Stevie Ray Vaughan
"Miles and Miles of Texas," Asleep at the Wheel
"God Blessed Texas," Little Texas
"La Grange," ZZ Top
"If You're Gonna Play in Texas," Alabama
"Luckenbach, Texas," Waylon Jennings
"Beautiful Texas," Willie Nelson
"Texas Sun," Leon Bridges with Khruangbin
"The Bluest Eyes in Texas," Restless Heart
"Amarillo By Morning," George Strait
"Is Anybody Goin' to San Antone?," Charley Pride
"Galveston," Glen Campbell
"Dallas," Jimmie Dale Gilmore
"Screw You, We're From Texas," Ray Wylie Hubbard
"Deep In The Heart of Texas," Gene Autry
"El Paso," Marty Robbins
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/18 ... K0#image=2
"All My Exes Live In Texas," George Strait
"Texas When I Die," Tanya Tucker
"Waltz Across Texas," Ernest Tubb
"Texas Flood," Stevie Ray Vaughan
"Miles and Miles of Texas," Asleep at the Wheel
"God Blessed Texas," Little Texas
"La Grange," ZZ Top
"If You're Gonna Play in Texas," Alabama
"Luckenbach, Texas," Waylon Jennings
"Beautiful Texas," Willie Nelson
"Texas Sun," Leon Bridges with Khruangbin
"The Bluest Eyes in Texas," Restless Heart
"Amarillo By Morning," George Strait
"Is Anybody Goin' to San Antone?," Charley Pride
"Galveston," Glen Campbell
"Dallas," Jimmie Dale Gilmore
"Screw You, We're From Texas," Ray Wylie Hubbard
"Deep In The Heart of Texas," Gene Autry
"El Paso," Marty Robbins
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Dr. Pepperstan sounds nice.
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