The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread

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Re: The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread

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tepista wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 12:05pm
Olaf wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 11:05am
Was too curious not to look at the map and please tell me you live in Pfafftown. Because that sounds hilarious
Everybody's looking for...Last Pfaff in Town
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Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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The Pfaffs Are Back in Town
This town ... is coming like a Pfaff Town
Pfafftown Girl
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 3:46pm
The Pfaffs Are Back in Town
This town ... is coming like a Pfaff Town
Pfafftown Girl
A Town Called Pfaffice
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tepista wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 4:19pm
Olaf wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 3:46pm
The Pfaffs Are Back in Town
This town ... is coming like a Pfaff Town
Pfafftown Girl
A Town Called Pfaffice
Pfaffy Old Town
Pfafftown Calling
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 3:46pm
The Pfaffs Are Back in Town
This town ... is coming like a Pfaff Town
Pfafftown Girl
Raised In The Pfaff
My Pfaff
Darkness On The Edge Of Pfaff
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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Sparky wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 6:17pm
Olaf wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 3:46pm
The Pfaffs Are Back in Town
This town ... is coming like a Pfaff Town
Pfafftown Girl
Raised In The Pfaff
My Pfaff
Darkness On The Edge Of Pfaff
Pfafftown’s Burning
Pfaff City Rockers
Inoculated Pfafftown
This is Pfafftown (and this is how we feel)
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

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Kimmelweck wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 6:20pm
Sparky wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 6:17pm
Olaf wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 3:46pm
The Pfaffs Are Back in Town
This town ... is coming like a Pfaff Town
Pfafftown Girl
Raised In The Pfaff
My Pfaff
Darkness On The Edge Of Pfaff
Pfafftown’s Burning
Pfaff City Rockers
Inoculated Pfafftown
This is Pfafftown (and this is how we feel)
Pfaff Of The Dead
Gates Of The Pfaff
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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It Takes a lot to Pfaff, It Takes a Town to Cry
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JoseUnidos wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 9:58am
We've done something similar. My job of 24+ years went away (thanks covid) so we sold our house 'cos the market's crazy & we didn't want to live in Georgia anymore. Moved to Winston-Salem 2 months ago. We love it here. No job for now (I'm taking a "gap year" as the kids say). Making art, enjoying seasonal weather. Absolutely no regrets.
I went through WS a few years back and found it to be a nice town with a good vibe.
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When Pfaff Comes to Town
Pfafftown Advice
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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tepista wrote:
19 Oct 2021, 12:41pm
aslo, I hear Brian is a pigfucker
Totally.
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Pfafftown is our town, it is so glamorous. Bet you'd live here if you could and be one of us.
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tepista wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 12:05pm
Olaf wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 11:05am
Was too curious not to look at the map and please tell me you live in Pfafftown. Because that sounds hilarious
Everybody's looking for...Last Pfaff in Town
We Pfaff the Pfaff other pfaffers cannot pfeefch

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OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!
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tepista wrote:
21 Oct 2021, 11:34am
OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!
The most famous resident?
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