The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread

[revbob]

OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!

And you can go to the Schlitterbhan during the summer.

[BostonBeaneater]

OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!

And you can go to the Schlitterbhan during the summer.

I like to dip in the mineral pools at Coxsackie, NY.

[revbob]

OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!

And you can go to the Schlitterbhan during the summer.

I like to dip in the mineral pools at Coxsackie, NY.

Who doesn't.

[Dr. Medulla]

OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!

And you can go to the Schlitterbhan during the summer.

I like to dip in the mineral pools at Coxsackie, NY.

And then relax at Dildo Cove, Newfoundland.

[revbob]

OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!

And you can go to the Schlitterbhan during the summer.

I like to dip in the mineral pools at Coxsackie, NY.

And then relax at Dildo Cove, Newfoundland.

But be sure to stop by your local Jiffy Lube first.

[Olaf]

OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!

Nice. Note the quotation marks ... to indicate irony, I guess.

[revbob]

OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!

Nice. Note the quotation marks ... to indicate irony, I guess.

An upgrade from the Whites Only sign?

[Dr. Medulla]

OK, no joke, my wife was showing me houses in Pflugerville this morning. It's just a tick above Austin, and houses will get a slightly bigger bang for the buck. So I see your Pfafftown and raise you a Pflugerville!

Nice. Note the quotation marks ... to indicate irony, I guess.

An upgrade from the Whites Only sign?

That's not what that means? /Pflugerville's mayor

[BostonBeaneater]

[JennyB]

How does he know how hung Einstein was?

[Dr. Medulla]

How does he know how hung Einstein was?

It's all relative.

(Oh, fuck off, someone was going to make the obvious joke! )

[tepista]

[revbob]

This is where Flex should move:

[Flex]

I've been to No Name. Not that impressive, tbqh.

[revbob]

I've been to No Name. Not that impressive, tbqh.

Are Rifle or Parachute more your speed?

I remember driving out there and thinking who chose the names of these places?