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The Mr. & Mrs. Tepista "Everything's Bigger in Texas" Thread
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That was relatively predictable.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Oct 2021, 4:56pmIt's all relative.
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In quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.
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every house we look at in Texas has a trampoline in the back yard.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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How would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2021, 7:43amIn quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.
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Our annoying neighbours have one, too. The storm that was raging a couple of days ago enjoyed kicking it around a bit. I think it was called Ignatz (the storm, not the trampoline).
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Probably not!Olaf wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 2:20amHow would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2021, 7:43amIn quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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So we're in relative agreement.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 5:42amProbably not!Olaf wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 2:20amHow would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2021, 7:43amIn quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.Olaf wrote: ↑22 Oct 2021, 5:17amThat was relatively predictable.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Oct 2021, 4:56pm
It's all relative.
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I love the narrative that Californians are flooding the following states and driving up real estate prices: Texas, Idaho, and Oregon.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Until we open the box, we're both in agreement and viciously at odds.Olaf wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 10:38amSo we're in relative agreement.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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The box with Schrödinger's nut?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 10:58amUntil we open the box, we're both in agreement and viciously at odds.Olaf wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 10:38amSo we're in relative agreement.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 5:42amProbably not!Olaf wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 2:20amHow would your quantum mechanics like a highly probable kick in the nuts?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Oct 2021, 7:43am
In quantum mechanics, we'd say it was highly probable rather than predictable.
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It is simultaneously a right and left nut.Olaf wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 3:01pmThe box with Schrödinger's nut?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 10:58amUntil we open the box, we're both in agreement and viciously at odds.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Oct 2021, 3:20pmIt is simultaneously a right and left nut.
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