Let it out - embarrassing stories about yourself...

[gkbill]

I dont follow trends I set them.

We got a social influencer here!

Im destroying from the inside.

Hello,

If you want to eliminate social influencers, don't be influenced. Indifference (to them and their opinions) is your greatest weapon.

[revbob]

I dont follow trends I set them.

We got a social influencer here!

Im destroying from the inside.

Hello,

If you want to eliminate social influencers, don't be influenced. Indifference (to them and their opinions) is your greatest weapon.

Oh for sure.

[Dr. Medulla]

I dont follow trends I set them.

We got a social influencer here!

Im destroying from the inside.

Hello,

If you want to eliminate social influencers, don't be influenced. Indifference (to them and their opinions) is your greatest weapon.

Yes, in general this is entirely true, but we're not the audience for those parasites. We're old and irrelevant (I don't bemoan this), it's those decades younger that matter.

[gkbill]

I dont follow trends I set them.

We got a social influencer here!

Im destroying from the inside.

Hello,

If you want to eliminate social influencers, don't be influenced. Indifference (to them and their opinions) is your greatest weapon.

Yes, in general this is entirely true, but we're not the audience for those parasites. We're old and irrelevant (I don't bemoan this), it's those decades younger that matter.

Hello,

I have on occasion made my indifference visible - and thus made my point. It's worth the effort (despite appearing to be a contradiction in terms).

[Dr. Medulla]

We got a social influencer here!

Im destroying from the inside.

Hello,

If you want to eliminate social influencers, don't be influenced. Indifference (to them and their opinions) is your greatest weapon.

Yes, in general this is entirely true, but we're not the audience for those parasites. We're old and irrelevant (I don't bemoan this), it's those decades younger that matter.

Hello,

I have on occasion made my indifference visible - and thus made my point. It's worth the effort (despite appearing to be a contradiction in terms).

The effort was worth more to you, I imagine, tho maybe I'm just jaundiced as all get out tonight.

[JoseUnidos]

When I was a kid I performed an elaborately choreographed song and dance routine in front of 100+ fellow Cub Scouts and their parents. My fly was down.

[revbob]

Im destroying from the inside.

Hello,

If you want to eliminate social influencers, don't be influenced. Indifference (to them and their opinions) is your greatest weapon.

Yes, in general this is entirely true, but we're not the audience for those parasites. We're old and irrelevant (I don't bemoan this), it's those decades younger that matter.

Hello,

I have on occasion made my indifference visible - and thus made my point. It's worth the effort (despite appearing to be a contradiction in terms).

The effort was worth more to you, I imagine, tho maybe I'm just jaundiced as all get out tonight.

Well it is Tuesday after all.

[Kimmelweck]

Falling down is the least of my embarrassments.

Me too. The funny thing is after it happened, one of my first thoughts is that the only people I can share this with is you lot. I think that's a good thing.

When something like that happens, first thing you do is look around. If nobody saw it, it never happened.

Every year or so, I take a spill on the icy sidewalk, walking the 250 steps from home to the corner store. It always happens so fast. Boom! And I’m down, like a newborn fawn on a frozen pond. Bounce back up, dust myself off, take a quick look around to see if anyone noticed, and I’m on my way like nothing happened. Surprised I haven't seriously hurt myself yet.

[BitterTom]

Glad you're ok firstly Westway, take care mate!

I wasn't going out with my girlfriend for that long and we were in her parents living room. Her mum was one side of the sofa, me on the other. Too much information warning but I had dodgy guts and thought I could sneak a little fizzler out. Sound however, was not the issue. Her mum felt the ripple of the fart on her side of the couch, smelt the foul stench of death from my arse and proceeded to call me a dirty bastard. Their dog was my best (and only) mate in the house that day.

At least you didn't shit yourself.

The time I would have said no to a splat of brown.

[Silent Majority]

I was eighteen and a barman in a rough pub in Crystal Palace. After hours party for a regular's birthday. Lines were being done in the toilet. I was invited in to join them. I went in, big black jacket on, and leaned, like I imagined a cool guy would, with my arm resting against the windowsill. "So," Says I. "Where's the stuff?" The skinhead in the cubicle's eyes bug and his mates smirk. "You'll never guess." He said, eyes fixed on the windowsill. I lift up my long sleeve and, yes, it had absorbed all the white powder up into the fabric of the jacket.

[revbob]

Falling down is the least of my embarrassments.

Me too. The funny thing is after it happened, one of my first thoughts is that the only people I can share this with is you lot. I think that's a good thing.

When something like that happens, first thing you do is look around. If nobody saw it, it never happened.

Every year or so, I take a spill on the icy sidewalk, walking the 250 steps from home to the corner store. It always happens so fast. Boom! And I’m down, like a newborn fawn on a frozen pond. Bounce back up, dust myself off, take a quick look around to see if anyone noticed, and I’m on my way like nothing happened. Surprised I haven't seriously hurt myself yet.

The thing I notice is how much harder it seems I hit the ground. And thus springing back up is also harder.

[Olaf]

I once got locked into the Royal Festival Hall after falling asleep in the loo. That was also the day I met Heston.

[Dr. Medulla]

I once got locked into the Royal Festival Hall after falling asleep in the loo. That was also the day I met Heston.

That explains Heston's linked.in description of himself as a "new age insomnia therapist."

[revbob]

I once got locked into the Royal Festival Hall after falling asleep in the loo. That was also the day I met Heston.

Did this happen after you met him?

[Olaf]

I once got locked into the Royal Festival Hall after falling asleep in the loo. That was also the day I met Heston.

Did this happen after you met him?

Yes. Though, to be fair, he wasn't the reason I got drunk.