MLB 2022
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: MLB 2022
So, like, the Yankees are going to win 130 games this season? I am really fucking glad that I'm no longer as emotionally wrapped up in these things, because that would make for a miserable summer.
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- tepista
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Re: MLB 2022
Hey, he had a sub-4 ERA in 4 of his 10 seasons.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Jun 2022, 5:47pmOkay, you can take Pete Falcone's dick out of your pocket any time now.
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- Flex
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Re: MLB 2022
It's a blessing of expanded playoffs too. I watch almost every Sox game and I barely even have to pay attention to what the Yankees are up to at the top of the division with three wildcard spots to pay attention to.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Jun 2022, 6:13pmSo, like, the Yankees are going to win 130 games this season? I am really fucking glad that I'm no longer as emotionally wrapped up in these things, because that would make for a miserable summer.
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- Dr. Medulla
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Re: MLB 2022
I suppose the one appeal of a Yankee regular season juggernaut is the heroin-like possibility of them yakking in the playoffs.Flex wrote: ↑18 Jun 2022, 7:04pmIt's a blessing of expanded playoffs too. I watch almost every Sox game and I barely even have to pay attention to what the Yankees are up to at the top of the division with three wildcard spots to pay attention to.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Jun 2022, 6:13pmSo, like, the Yankees are going to win 130 games this season? I am really fucking glad that I'm no longer as emotionally wrapped up in these things, because that would make for a miserable summer.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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tepista wrote: ↑18 Jun 2022, 7:00pmHey, he had a sub-4 ERA in 4 of his 10 seasons.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Jun 2022, 5:47pmOkay, you can take Pete Falcone's dick out of your pocket any time now.
I want to believe that he has an insane head filling that cap.
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Re: MLB 2022
Rizzo.
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The Yankees road win percentage (.666) is better than every other team's home win percentage except the Mets. Nutso crazy.
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- BostonBeaneater
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Re: MLB 2022
Say no to drugs kids…
- Dr. Medulla
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Captain Tightpants!
That kind of excessive body development must work on the same scale as eating disorders—just a completely fucked sense of what they look like and need to look like.
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Re: MLB 2022
Why? He hasn't been in MLB for 8 years?
Like Doc said it seems like a form of body dysmorphic disorder.
- tepista
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whenever he'd come in a game I would say "Good news, everyone!"
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Re: MLB 2022
I was ordering a drink at a bar that had the Yankees game on — 6-3 Houston beginning the bottom of the ninth, and I turned to my pal and said, as a statement, not a question: “They’re going to win, aren’t they.”
- Dr. Medulla
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My hope at this point is that the Yankees have a playoff collapse like the Patriots losing the Super Bowl after their undefeated season. Something so devastating that Chico can't support any locally owned business for years.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: MLB 2022
You all should certainly hate te Astros more than the Yankees. Shame on you all!