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revbob wrote:
24 Jun 2022, 8:23am
You all should certainly hate te Astros more than the Yankees. Shame on you all!
That's a good one! :lol:
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Hating the Astros is like that Hot New tv show you binge one weekend and enjoy, but don't return to. Hating the Yankees is like settling in with your old DVDs sets to enjoy your 12th rewatch of, like, ds9
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John Lackey was great in the booth for one inning the night of the 2002 reunion. I'm done hating him for no reason.
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tepista wrote:
24 Jun 2022, 12:28pm
John Lackey was great in the booth for one inning the night of the 2002 reunion. I'm done hating him for no reason.
He always reminded me of Don Martin's Karbunkle:

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Inder wrote:
24 Jun 2022, 12:34pm
tepista wrote:
24 Jun 2022, 12:28pm
John Lackey was great in the booth for one inning the night of the 2002 reunion. I'm done hating him for no reason.
He always reminded me of Don Martin's Karbunkle:

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Inder wrote:
24 Jun 2022, 12:34pm
tepista wrote:
24 Jun 2022, 12:28pm
John Lackey was great in the booth for one inning the night of the 2002 reunion. I'm done hating him for no reason.
He always reminded me of Don Martin's Karbunkle:

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the second one

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Red Sox-Jays. Pat Tabler just used the word "perfectively." He gets paid to talk.

edit: Also, the Red Sox pitcher looks like a 13-year-old wearing a fake moustache to get into the bar.
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Took VH, Jr. to the Cards game last night and we played some team called the Marlins. We had seats in the Redbird Club, which sounds fancy, but they were only $30. It was great because it was in the shade! We won 9-0.

This sport needs more checking and fights.
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JennyB wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 2:34pm
Took VH, Jr. to the Cards game last night and we played some team called the Marlins. We had seats in the Redbird Club, which sounds fancy, but they were only $30. It was great because it was in the shade! We won 9-0.

This sport needs more checking and fights.
Yup, you're old. :shifty:

(I say this as someone who now sacrifices field proximity for shade without a second thought.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 2:42pm
JennyB wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 2:34pm
Took VH, Jr. to the Cards game last night and we played some team called the Marlins. We had seats in the Redbird Club, which sounds fancy, but they were only $30. It was great because it was in the shade! We won 9-0.

This sport needs more checking and fights.
Yup, you're old. :shifty:

(I say this as someone who now sacrifices field proximity for shade without a second thought.)
Not a SECOND thought.
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JennyB wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 5:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 2:42pm
JennyB wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 2:34pm
Took VH, Jr. to the Cards game last night and we played some team called the Marlins. We had seats in the Redbird Club, which sounds fancy, but they were only $30. It was great because it was in the shade! We won 9-0.

This sport needs more checking and fights.
Yup, you're old. :shifty:

(I say this as someone who now sacrifices field proximity for shade without a second thought.)
Not a SECOND thought.
High five middle-aged Gen X sensibility!
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JennyB wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 2:34pm
We won 9-0.
FREE SLURPIE! (Six is a serious number)
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I hope Tanner Houck feels real good about tonight's Sox/Jays game
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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