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Flex wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 10:40pm
I hope Tanner Houck feels real good about tonight's Sox/Jays game
He's busy doing research with Sale and Duran. Their paper on their findings will be in the Asshat Journal of Medicine this fall.
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No complaints here.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jun 2022, 6:06am
Flex wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 10:40pm
I hope Tanner Houck feels real good about tonight's Sox/Jays game
He's busy doing research with Sale and Duran. Their paper on their findings will be in the Asshat Journal of Medicine this fall.
I will never be able to root for those three fuckfaces. Genuine respect for JDM and Story for putting aside whatever quackery they've been consuming to get vaccinated. Even if it was pure greed, it's shocking they have teammates who won't do the same.
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Flex wrote:
29 Jun 2022, 9:08am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Jun 2022, 6:06am
Flex wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 10:40pm
I hope Tanner Houck feels real good about tonight's Sox/Jays game
He's busy doing research with Sale and Duran. Their paper on their findings will be in the Asshat Journal of Medicine this fall.
I will never be able to root for those three fuckfaces. Genuine respect for JDM and Story for putting aside whatever quackery they've been consuming to get vaccinated. Even if it was pure greed, it's shocking they have teammates who won't do the same.
Especially because all these guys gobble any supplements their agents or trainers tell them to. It’s rare for me to advocate a Steinbrenner move, but I’d like to see Henry order Bloom to trade Duran and Houck (good luck trading Sale). You’re either playing for a team or you’re not.
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Inder wrote:
29 Jun 2022, 12:48pm
As much as I can feel sorry for a guy with more money than, like, half his fellow citizens combined, I feel sorry that a guy with that ability has played for such a non-competitive team for so long. He's appeared in, what, one wildcard series?
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tepista wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 8:42pm
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We won 9-0.
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JennyB wrote:
29 Jun 2022, 2:18pm
tepista wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 8:42pm
JennyB wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 2:34pm
We won 9-0.
FREE SLURPIE! (Six is a serious number)
What is 9 then?
ask Jimi Hendrix!

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tepista wrote:
29 Jun 2022, 2:33pm
JennyB wrote:
29 Jun 2022, 2:18pm
tepista wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 8:42pm
JennyB wrote:
28 Jun 2022, 2:34pm
We won 9-0.
FREE SLURPIE! (Six is a serious number)
What is 9 then?
ask Jimi Hendrix!

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Nation Unable To Enjoy Baseball Without Dozens Of Pitchers Hitting .124
LEE’S SUMMIT, MO—Lamenting that it would never again be able to relish the game as it was intended, the nation reportedly admitted Friday that it was unable to enjoy baseball without dozens of pitchers hitting .124. “How am I supposed to find these games interesting without the ninth batter being some overmatched pitcher who swings and misses three straight times for an out?” asked former St. Louis Cardinals fan Jerry O’Shea, echoing complaints from millions of Americans across the country who no longer find baseball entertaining now that Major League Baseball’s new universal designated-hitter rule has ensured they will never see a pitcher grounding out to kill a rally ever again. “The most fascinating part about baseball was watching the pitcher have to trudge up there and execute the worst bunt you’ve ever seen, or take three pitches because his manager’s worried about him getting injured. I just can’t get excited about seeing two lineups go to plate if neither features a pitcher who bats in the low .100s and feebly fouls out to third. And don’t even get me started on how we’ve lost the complicated double switch substitutions that were confusing and slowed the game down—I might miss those most of all.” The nation added that the only thing keeping it even mildly interested in baseball was watching overweight catchers and first basemen run the bases really slowly.
https://www.theonion.com/nation-unable- ... 1849100606
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Someone needs to project on a loop a baseball going by him to his left.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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tepista wrote:
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There is some truth to this. Exhhbit A this thread.

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