Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Because I am convinced that Judge, with his size, will have a serious injury sooner rather than later, he's doing his best to create a franchise-crippling contract situation right now. To the degree that I still care about such things, I hope like fuck the Red Sox don't steal him away from the Yankees.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Judge is going to come closer to Barroid's record than we would have guessed. He's going to get 10/450 or some crazy shit, isn't he?
10/450 and the catastrophic injuries will start about 3 years into the contract.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Judge is going to come closer to Barroid's record than we would have guessed. He's going to get 10/450 or some crazy shit, isn't he?
10/450 and the catastrophic injuries will start about 3 years into the contract.
Three years is optimistic. Whatever batshit contract he gets, I'll bet all fifty of Olaf's Scorpions scrapbooks it goes down as one of the biggest albatross deals of all time.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
I desperately want him to fuck up Judge's 62nd. That's the deal, baseball gods. I'm good with Frankenstein breaking the AL record (and non-'roid MLB record), but Sterling has to sound like an imbecile.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
I desperately want him to fuck up Judge's 62nd. That's the deal, baseball gods. I'm good with Frankenstein breaking the AL record (and non-'roid MLB record), but Sterling has to sound like an imbecile.
Im good with this, at this point he fucks up so regularly its routine.
