Happy Pac-Man Day!

[Dr. Medulla]

You're the target audience for Custer's Revenge, then: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer%27s_Revenge

I played that on an Atari emulator once years ago after learning about it. Horrible game whose awful premise is matched only by the extremely bad game mechanics. Fascinating to think of whatever sad proto-incels found it arousing, tho.

Even in the meathead 80s it was appalling. Then again, in my asshole home town, which had five reserves nearby, I knew some guys who really wanted to play it. As a kid, I thought that was just ugly, but I can see now the perpetuation of colonial brutalizing fantasies at work.