Commercials We Hate

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Dec 2022, 1:17pm
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02 Dec 2022, 1:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 9:11pm

A very, very punchable group of guys.
I kind of like it for how homoerotic it is though.
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I'm with you, Doc. Punch these guys regardless of their orientation - punch them due to the attitude.

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gkbill wrote:
02 Dec 2022, 2:08pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Dec 2022, 1:17pm
JennyB wrote:
02 Dec 2022, 1:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 9:11pm

A very, very punchable group of guys.
I kind of like it for how homoerotic it is though.
Don't complicate my punching feelings!
Hello,

I'm with you, Doc. Punch these guys regardless of their orientation - punch them due to the attitude.
Preppy smirk/insolence demands a reckoning.
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Yeah but they use Jon Batiste's song in the commercial so it's half good.


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I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
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whopper whopper double whopper was pretty annoying, but I'm almost positive the changed the voice to a less annoying one. If they didn't and I just got used to it,then I'm disappointed with myself.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 7:34pm
I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
Sacrilege, probably directed by a millennial, has no idea what a LP is but knew it would be a hipster thing to show in the commerical.
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Sparky wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 9:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 7:34pm
I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
Sacrilege, probably directed by a millennial, has no idea what a LP is but knew it would be a hipster thing to show in the commerical.
I think that's entirely it. This ain't no fuddy duddy investor—this guy is young and cutting-edge analog, man! Invest with RBC and you, too, will be fat with more avocado toast than even you can photograph.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 9:24pm
Sparky wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 9:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 7:34pm
I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
Sacrilege, probably directed by a millennial, has no idea what a LP is but knew it would be a hipster thing to show in the commerical.
I think that's entirely it. This ain't no fuddy duddy investor—this guy is young and cutting-edge analog, man! Invest with RBC and you, too, will be fat with more avocado toast than even you can photograph.
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Don't hate them entirely for their hipster attitude - save some room for hating them because they're stupid.

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gkbill wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 10:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 9:24pm
Sparky wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 9:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2023, 7:34pm
I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
Sacrilege, probably directed by a millennial, has no idea what a LP is but knew it would be a hipster thing to show in the commerical.
I think that's entirely it. This ain't no fuddy duddy investor—this guy is young and cutting-edge analog, man! Invest with RBC and you, too, will be fat with more avocado toast than even you can photograph.
Hello,

Don't hate them entirely for their hipster attitude - save some room for hating them because they're stupid.
My heart always has more room for hate of hippies and hipsters.
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Is the whole Super Bowl commercials thing past tense now? It seems like something that the media is obliged to write about, because it used to be a thing and the media loves to cover things that are supposed to obsess us, but does anybody really care about Super Bowl ads now? It seems a ritual that exists because it exists, but the idea of finding commercials clever seems very archaic to me, especially with cord-cutting and the like.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 9:20am
Is the whole Super Bowl commercials thing past tense now? It seems like something that the media is obliged to write about, because it used to be a thing and the media loves to cover things that are supposed to obsess us, but does anybody really care about Super Bowl ads now? It seems a ritual that exists because it exists, but the idea of finding commercials clever seems very archaic to me, especially with cord-cutting and the like.
I don't think it helps that they have completely removed the element of surprise by releasing them all early.
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JennyB wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 11:51am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 9:20am
Is the whole Super Bowl commercials thing past tense now? It seems like something that the media is obliged to write about, because it used to be a thing and the media loves to cover things that are supposed to obsess us, but does anybody really care about Super Bowl ads now? It seems a ritual that exists because it exists, but the idea of finding commercials clever seems very archaic to me, especially with cord-cutting and the like.
I don't think it helps that they have completely removed the element of surprise by releasing them all early.
Hello,

It used to be something different - hanging around the office talk ("Did you see the Budweiser ad with the frogs?"). It got old really quick; after all, they're still commercials.

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gkbill wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 12:21pm
JennyB wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 11:51am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 9:20am
Is the whole Super Bowl commercials thing past tense now? It seems like something that the media is obliged to write about, because it used to be a thing and the media loves to cover things that are supposed to obsess us, but does anybody really care about Super Bowl ads now? It seems a ritual that exists because it exists, but the idea of finding commercials clever seems very archaic to me, especially with cord-cutting and the like.
I don't think it helps that they have completely removed the element of surprise by releasing them all early.
Hello,

It used to be something different - hanging around the office talk ("Did you see the Budweiser ad with the frogs?"). It got old really quick; after all, they're still commercials.
Agree with you both.
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I won't use any of those gougy food delivery services regardless, but if Jesus really does answer prayers, I want him to reign down toads and and hail and acid on Uber Eats and its ad agency for resurrecting that annoying-as-fuck What Does the Fox Say irritant.
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If you've just moved to a new apartment and are immediately selling your belongings, that does not suggest your life is working out well. Her giddiness is evidence of drugs or a psychological collapse.
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