I kind of like it for how homoerotic it is though.
Don't complicate my punching feelings!
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I'm with you, Doc. Punch these guys regardless of their orientation - punch them due to the attitude.
Preppy smirk/insolence demands a reckoning.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
whopper whopper double whopper was pretty annoying, but I'm almost positive the changed the voice to a less annoying one. If they didn't and I just got used to it,then I'm disappointed with myself.
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I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
Sacrilege, probably directed by a millennial, has no idea what a LP is but knew it would be a hipster thing to show in the commerical.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
Sacrilege, probably directed by a millennial, has no idea what a LP is but knew it would be a hipster thing to show in the commerical.
I think that's entirely it. This ain't no fuddy duddy investor—this guy is young and cutting-edge analog, man! Invest with RBC and you, too, will be fat with more avocado toast than even you can photograph.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
Sacrilege, probably directed by a millennial, has no idea what a LP is but knew it would be a hipster thing to show in the commerical.
I think that's entirely it. This ain't no fuddy duddy investor—this guy is young and cutting-edge analog, man! Invest with RBC and you, too, will be fat with more avocado toast than even you can photograph.
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Don't hate them entirely for their hipster attitude - save some room for hating them because they're stupid.
I can't find the ad online, but it's for RBC. This guy is young, pretty upscale, as demonstrated by his appreciation of vinyl, going on about investments or something. But they show him taking a record out of the sleeve, his fingers all over the grooves on both sides. Then he's grooving to those sweet tunes, apparently all his skin oil not clogging up the grooves. Every time I see it I wince.
Sacrilege, probably directed by a millennial, has no idea what a LP is but knew it would be a hipster thing to show in the commerical.
I think that's entirely it. This ain't no fuddy duddy investor—this guy is young and cutting-edge analog, man! Invest with RBC and you, too, will be fat with more avocado toast than even you can photograph.
Hello,
Don't hate them entirely for their hipster attitude - save some room for hating them because they're stupid.
My heart always has more room for hate of hippies and hipsters.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Is the whole Super Bowl commercials thing past tense now? It seems like something that the media is obliged to write about, because it used to be a thing and the media loves to cover things that are supposed to obsess us, but does anybody really care about Super Bowl ads now? It seems a ritual that exists because it exists, but the idea of finding commercials clever seems very archaic to me, especially with cord-cutting and the like.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Is the whole Super Bowl commercials thing past tense now? It seems like something that the media is obliged to write about, because it used to be a thing and the media loves to cover things that are supposed to obsess us, but does anybody really care about Super Bowl ads now? It seems a ritual that exists because it exists, but the idea of finding commercials clever seems very archaic to me, especially with cord-cutting and the like.
I don't think it helps that they have completely removed the element of surprise by releasing them all early.
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Is the whole Super Bowl commercials thing past tense now? It seems like something that the media is obliged to write about, because it used to be a thing and the media loves to cover things that are supposed to obsess us, but does anybody really care about Super Bowl ads now? It seems a ritual that exists because it exists, but the idea of finding commercials clever seems very archaic to me, especially with cord-cutting and the like.
I don't think it helps that they have completely removed the element of surprise by releasing them all early.
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It used to be something different - hanging around the office talk ("Did you see the Budweiser ad with the frogs?"). It got old really quick; after all, they're still commercials.
Is the whole Super Bowl commercials thing past tense now? It seems like something that the media is obliged to write about, because it used to be a thing and the media loves to cover things that are supposed to obsess us, but does anybody really care about Super Bowl ads now? It seems a ritual that exists because it exists, but the idea of finding commercials clever seems very archaic to me, especially with cord-cutting and the like.
I don't think it helps that they have completely removed the element of surprise by releasing them all early.
Hello,
It used to be something different - hanging around the office talk ("Did you see the Budweiser ad with the frogs?"). It got old really quick; after all, they're still commercials.
Agree with you both.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
I won't use any of those gougy food delivery services regardless, but if Jesus really does answer prayers, I want him to reign down toads and and hail and acid on Uber Eats and its ad agency for resurrecting that annoying-as-fuck What Does the Fox Say irritant.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
If you've just moved to a new apartment and are immediately selling your belongings, that does not suggest your life is working out well. Her giddiness is evidence of drugs or a psychological collapse.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft