Commercials We Hate
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: Commercials We Hate
The Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Commercials We Hate
They agreed and are getting paidDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 3:54pmThe Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
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Expect a phonecall from HR tomorrow morning.revbob wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 4:19pmThey agreed and are getting paidDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 3:54pmThe Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Commercials We Hate
My lawyer made me cut out the really questionable parts.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 4:23pmExpect a phonecall from HR tomorrow morning.revbob wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 4:19pmThey agreed and are getting paidDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 3:54pmThe Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
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You received good advice, but not good enough advice.revbob wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 4:27pmMy lawyer made me cut out the really questionable parts.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 4:23pmExpect a phonecall from HR tomorrow morning.revbob wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 4:19pmThey agreed and are getting paidDr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Aug 2022, 3:54pmThe Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Commercials We Hate
I hate these two fuckers and this commercial
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We knew a couple (since divorced) who had one set up to monitor their dogs while they were at work. Funny thing, tho, he mostly worked at home, which led us to conclude she was monitoring him.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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They're the worst.
What We Do in the Shadows has done a great job skewering them (and their whole genre) this season. The most recent episode especially!
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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I almost choked to death with laughter at the most recent episode.
NEW YORK CITAAAAAAY
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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I was laughing constantly. Funniest show on TV.
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That show is just the gift that keeps on giving. I actually know the guys who played the Go Flip Yourself twins. They're from St. Louis. I went bowling with them once.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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A very, very punchable group of guys.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I kind of like it for how homoerotic it is though.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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Don't complicate my punching feelings!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft