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The Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 3:54pm
The Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
They agreed and are getting paid

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revbob wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 4:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 3:54pm
The Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
They agreed and are getting paid
Expect a phonecall from HR tomorrow morning.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 4:23pm
revbob wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 4:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 3:54pm
The Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
They agreed and are getting paid
Expect a phonecall from HR tomorrow morning.
My lawyer made me cut out the really questionable parts. :shifty:

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revbob wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 4:27pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 4:23pm
revbob wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 4:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Aug 2022, 3:54pm
The Boss is watching a movie and every commercial break it's some ad with a guy loudly talking to strangers about Viagra. You're telling women about your boners. How is this not sexual harassment?!?
They agreed and are getting paid
Expect a phonecall from HR tomorrow morning.
My lawyer made me cut out the really questionable parts. :shifty:
You received good advice, but not good enough advice.
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I hate these two fuckers and this commercial


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revbob wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 10:30pm
I hate these two fuckers and this commercial

Hello,

Indoor cameras? Do I need to lie in bed awake watching an app on my phone showing me the kitchen?

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gkbill wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 10:56pm
revbob wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 10:30pm
I hate these two fuckers and this commercial

Hello,

Indoor cameras? Do I need to lie in bed awake watching an app on my phone showing me the kitchen?
We knew a couple (since divorced) who had one set up to monitor their dogs while they were at work. Funny thing, tho, he mostly worked at home, which led us to conclude she was monitoring him.
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revbob wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 10:30pm
I hate these two fuckers and this commercial

They're the worst.

What We Do in the Shadows has done a great job skewering them (and their whole genre) this season. The most recent episode especially!
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JennyB wrote:
31 Aug 2022, 9:58am
revbob wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 10:30pm
I hate these two fuckers and this commercial

They're the worst.

What We Do in the Shadows has done a great job skewering them (and their whole genre) this season. The most recent episode especially!
I almost choked to death with laughter at the most recent episode.

NEW YORK CITAAAAAAY
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
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JennyB wrote:
31 Aug 2022, 9:58am
revbob wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 10:30pm
I hate these two fuckers and this commercial

They're the worst.

What We Do in the Shadows has done a great job skewering them (and their whole genre) this season. The most recent episode especially!
I was laughing constantly. Funniest show on TV.

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Flex wrote:
31 Aug 2022, 10:25am
JennyB wrote:
31 Aug 2022, 9:58am
revbob wrote:
30 Aug 2022, 10:30pm
I hate these two fuckers and this commercial

They're the worst.

What We Do in the Shadows has done a great job skewering them (and their whole genre) this season. The most recent episode especially!
I almost choked to death with laughter at the most recent episode.

NEW YORK CITAAAAAAY
That show is just the gift that keeps on giving. I actually know the guys who played the Go Flip Yourself twins. They're from St. Louis. I went bowling with them once.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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A very, very punchable group of guys.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 9:11pm

A very, very punchable group of guys.
I kind of like it for how homoerotic it is though.
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JennyB wrote:
02 Dec 2022, 1:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2022, 9:11pm

A very, very punchable group of guys.
I kind of like it for how homoerotic it is though.
Don't complicate my punching feelings!
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