Grapes

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Soft or Firm?

Soft
1
5%
Firm
17
89%
Im a monster who doesn't eat grapes.
1
5%
 
Total votes: 19

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Well which is it?

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Gotta feel like you're biting into something, imho
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The correct answer is fermented, but firm will do.
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Am I the only one who gets sticker shock when I pay for a small bag of grapes and it's something like $5? Every time.
Only thing worse is cashews.
Putting a little stick about. Putting the frighteners on flash little twerps

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Who the hell likes soft grapes?
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 5:06pm
Who the hell likes soft grapes?
Snewsers
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 5:07pm
JennyB wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 5:06pm
Who the hell likes soft grapes?
Snewsers
They dream about them, I bet.
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I went to get some from the fridge and they were all soft so I put them back. I verify firmness before purchase

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JennyB wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 5:09pm
Flex wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 5:07pm
JennyB wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 5:06pm
Who the hell likes soft grapes?
Snewsers
They dream about them, I bet.
I dreamt that I was feeding grapes to Paul's boys and they winked at me! #snewsthings
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revbob wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 5:15pm
I went to get some from the fridge and they were all soft so I put them back. I verify firmness before purchase
They're not going to get firmer in the fridge...
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Kory wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 5:31pm
revbob wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 5:15pm
I went to get some from the fridge and they were all soft so I put them back. I verify firmness before purchase
They're not going to get firmer in the fridge...
Yeah but my options were put them back, eat them, or toss them. Under the circumstances return to fridge was the only viable option.

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Hello,

The better poll might be Green or Red.

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gkbill wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 6:49pm
Hello,

The better poll might be Green or Red.
Green for eatin', red for drinkin'.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 7:16pm
gkbill wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 6:49pm
Hello,

The better poll might be Green or Red.
Green for eatin', red for drinkin'.
Black/purple.

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revbob wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 7:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 7:16pm
gkbill wrote:
16 Nov 2022, 6:49pm
Hello,

The better poll might be Green or Red.
Green for eatin', red for drinkin'.
Black/purple.
Fair enough. Light v. dark grapes. The lighter, the more likely to eat.
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