NHL 2022-2042: So what’s the deal with Hockey?

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Kimmelweck wrote:
20 Jan 2023, 6:57am
This is why hockey is the best sport.
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Mid-Twenties Hardcore Fan Enters His “Liking Hockey” Phase


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revbob wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 9:55am
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Mid-Twenties Hardcore Fan Enters His “Liking Hockey” Phase


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Ahh yes, a classic.
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When I see a non-hockey player wearing a hockey jersey, I immediately think of Kevin Smith. Things go south from there.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 10:45am
When I see a non-hockey player wearing a hockey jersey, I immediately think of Kevin Smith. Things go south from there.
Even worse, he's wearing gloves for no reason. Those things get smelly really fast.
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JennyB wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 5:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 10:45am
When I see a non-hockey player wearing a hockey jersey, I immediately think of Kevin Smith. Things go south from there.
Even worse, he's wearing gloves for no reason. Those things get smelly really fast.
Bodies pulled out of a swamp aren't as devastating to the nose as a hockey bag.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 10:45am
When I see a non-hockey player wearing a hockey jersey, I immediately think of Kevin Smith. Things go south from there.
So I shouldn't get this?
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revbob wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 6:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 10:45am
When I see a non-hockey player wearing a hockey jersey, I immediately think of Kevin Smith. Things go south from there.
So I shouldn't get this?
Image

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 6:45pm
revbob wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 6:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 10:45am
When I see a non-hockey player wearing a hockey jersey, I immediately think of Kevin Smith. Things go south from there.
So I shouldn't get this?
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I look nothing like him fat or skinny. And I don't do jorts.

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revbob wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 6:57pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 6:45pm
revbob wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 6:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 10:45am
When I see a non-hockey player wearing a hockey jersey, I immediately think of Kevin Smith. Things go south from there.
So I shouldn't get this?
Image

Image
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I look nothing like him fat or skinny. And I don't do jorts.
How do you know that the hockey jersey isn't the catalyst? Why would you take that chance?
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You should DEFINITELY get this
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Flex wrote:
03 Feb 2023, 9:10pm
You should DEFINITELY get this
You just want to see revbob turn into silentbob.
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I held off on buying a Sabres jersey for like the first 40+ years of my life. When we drafted Jack Eichel in 2015, I bought an Eichel #15 jersey shortly after. Figured it was a good choice as he would probably be with the team for 15+ years. A few weeks after I bought it, the fucker changed his number to #9. :twitch: Then last year he demanded a trade, and now he’s fairly despised around here. X(

So what the hell do I do with the jersey? It cost over $200 new, and though it’s barely worn, I doubt I could get $30 for it now. :disshame: I won’t wear it again, and I’ve since bought a Rasmus Dahlin jersey that I like better. I might look into having the nameplate and number changed to a player I like better, but I might not even bother, as the color scheme is different now (we changed from navy to royal blue) and very few current Sabres ever wore the navy blue jersey.

I imagine my Eichel jersey will eventually wind up being worn by some kid in a third world African country, like what happened to millions of prematurely-printed early 90s Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champion shirts. If I ever buy another jersey, it will probably be of a classic Sabre, like Mogilny or Hawerchuk or something.
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