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FYI, all spring training games are free today (and likely the rest of spring training) on mlb.tv, don't believe they subject ST games to blackout restrictions either.
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Also, I am beyond ready for the Tanner Houck Experience to conclude permanently. Hate the guy for his character anyways, and he doesn't have the stuff on the mound to compel one to come up with rationalizations for why he isn't a total piece of shit who we should be rooting to injure himself into retirement.
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Flex wrote:
27 Mar 2023, 1:48pm
Also, I am beyond ready for the Tanner Houck Experience to conclude permanently. Hate the guy for his character anyways, and he doesn't have the stuff on the mound to compel one to come up with rationalizations for why he isn't a total piece of shit who we should be rooting to injure himself into retirement.
Him and Durran both. They can go dumb fuck themselves to jobs at Home Depot after they waste whatever money they've earned at baseball.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/-IclJ4Ic7gA?feature=share

Inside the park homers are always the best.

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revbob wrote:
27 Mar 2023, 7:49pm
https://youtube.com/shorts/-IclJ4Ic7gA?feature=share

Inside the park homers are always the best.
That is just a blizzard of inane joy.
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Smallest wiener on an MLB umpire has been revealed:


Baseball fans should take on as a project to mock this guy at every game he works.
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well .... here we go.
Good luck to all your teams, let's all have a great season!
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From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope

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Good luck to everyone's teams this year! Except the Yankees, obviously.
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True fact: The Yankees haven't won the World Series—they haven't even been in one—since releasing Shelley Duncan. The Curse of Shelldunc!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Mar 2023, 9:10am
True fact: The Yankees haven't won the World Series—they haven't even been in one—since releasing Shelley Duncan. The Curse of Shelldunc!
Wow, I love advanced baseball statistics
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Flex wrote:
30 Mar 2023, 9:12am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Mar 2023, 9:10am
True fact: The Yankees haven't won the World Series—they haven't even been in one—since releasing Shelley Duncan. The Curse of Shelldunc!
Wow, I love advanced baseball statistics
WSWwoSD (World Series Wins without Shelley Duncan): Yankees: 0; Red Sox: 4.
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Flex wrote:
30 Mar 2023, 8:57am
Good luck to everyone's teams this year! Except the Yankees, obviously.
And a genuine and heartfelt fuck you to you and your fellow travelers.

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revbob wrote:
30 Mar 2023, 9:21am
And a genuine and heartfelt fuck you to you and your fellow travelers.
I, too, hate Canadians.
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Let's give this game a ride.

Except for the Red Sox.

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