The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2023 Edition

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JennyB wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 11:55am
90s Supermodel Tatjana Patitz, who was in George Michael's Freedom 90 video (which I absolutely LOVE).
https://www.vogue.com/article/obituary-tatjana-patitz
Freedom 90 is a great song and a great video!
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What's the criteria or procedure for going from model to supermodel (or fan to superfan)? Or is just title inflation, like how the entertainment tends to refer to actors not as actors but stars?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:01pm
What's the criteria or procedure for going from model to supermodel (or fan to superfan)? Or is just title inflation, like how the entertainment tends to refer to actors not as actors but stars?
Well, when I went from model to supermodel there was a lot of paperwork, but I think it's all digital now.
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Flex wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:01pm
What's the criteria or procedure for going from model to supermodel (or fan to superfan)? Or is just title inflation, like how the entertainment tends to refer to actors not as actors but stars?
Well, when I went from model to supermodel there was a lot of paperwork, but I think it's all digital now.
Ah, yes, I remember well your work as the before in any number of before and after commercials.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:03pm
Flex wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:01pm
What's the criteria or procedure for going from model to supermodel (or fan to superfan)? Or is just title inflation, like how the entertainment tends to refer to actors not as actors but stars?
Well, when I went from model to supermodel there was a lot of paperwork, but I think it's all digital now.
Ah, yes, I remember well your work as the before in any number of before and after commercials.
Voiceover: would you be comfortable with this man living in your neighborhood? Of course not, and that's BEFORE you learn he's registered in both the hootie and the blowfish AND Dave Matthews Band fan databases. Signing up to receive alerts is a free service of the federal government. Be sure to subscribe... for peace of mind."
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Flex wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:07pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:03pm
Flex wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 12:01pm
What's the criteria or procedure for going from model to supermodel (or fan to superfan)? Or is just title inflation, like how the entertainment tends to refer to actors not as actors but stars?
Well, when I went from model to supermodel there was a lot of paperwork, but I think it's all digital now.
Ah, yes, I remember well your work as the before in any number of before and after commercials.
Voiceover: would you be comfortable with this man living in your neighborhood? Of course not, and that's BEFORE you learn he's registered in both the hootie and the blowfish AND Dave Matthews Band fan databases. Signing up to receive alerts is a free service of the federal government. Be sure to subscribe... for peace of mind."
And that was one of your campaign ads!
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Fuck.

Lisa Marie Presley. 54, cardiac arrest.

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Mimi wrote:
12 Jan 2023, 10:15pm
Fuck.

Lisa Marie Presley. 54, cardiac arrest.
Oof that’s very young. For someone with such a weird and spotlighted life, I really have no opinion of her.
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That's sad. Early death runs in the family, I guess.
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Unimaginable rough for her since she lost her son. RIP. She seemed like a good person managing the insanity of a life she didn't ask for as well as she could.
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I remember when it was announced that she'd married Michael Jackson and, frankly, it's as bizarre to consider now as it was then. Born into a very strange existence and that's the first domino, I guess.
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Silent Majority wrote:
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Unimaginable rough for her since she lost her son. RIP. She seemed like a good person managing the insanity of a life she didn't ask for as well as she could.
Well said.

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Silent Majority wrote:
13 Jan 2023, 6:15am
Unimaginable rough for her since she lost her son. RIP. She seemed like a good person managing the insanity of a life she didn't ask for as well as she could.
Yeah. That's the saddest part of all of this.
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I'm a big Elvis fan. Saw her on the Golden Globes as Austin Butler picked up the award for playing her dad. Felt like Elvis was/is having a real moment this past year. Lisa Marie definitely had an interesting life. From what I've read, Elvis wasn't the best father - brief periods of super attention to make up for not making time for her. That said, it must have been difficult being Elvis' only child. We were at Graceland in November and her son is buried in the Meditation Garden. It was very sad and now even more so.
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Robbie Bachman, drummer for Bachman-Turner Overdrive
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Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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