Your first bike

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What was your first bicycle?

Banana-seat bike
6
60%
Some kind of girl bike
2
20%
Multi-speed (3, 5, 10, or more) road bike
1
10%
BMX
1
10%
Mountain bike
0
No votes
One of those basic bikes that Europeans used during "the war"
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No votes
Bike? I was fancy and had a pony named Montague
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No votes
 
Total votes: 10

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The Boss and I were talking about our first bikes. Mine was a red banana-seat bike that lasted about three weeks before I forgot to lock it and it was stolen. I was seven or eight and devastated; my dad was disappointed … in me, to be clear, not the shit-fuck who stole it.
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Banana seat girl bike with u-shaped handle bars. I have a scar on my right knee where I cut myself on one of the fenders. :approve:

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Purple tomahawk.

Also stolen, but never left me with the same trauma as my Galen action figure getting lost.
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My first bike was a purplish Sears bike, I think it is #2 in the pictures below. Christmas 1968.
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I had a very girly pink bike with a flower basket and bell. My mom was very big on gender stereotypes in the mid 70s.
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Never heard of banana seat bike. First bike was a hand-me-down Raleigh Chipper, basically a kiddie version of the more grown up and enviable Chopper.

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JennyB wrote:
06 Feb 2023, 1:19pm
I had a very girly pink bike with a flower basket and bell. My mom was very big on gender stereotypes in the mid 70s.
The Boss had a girl bike but blue. She denies she had a basket on the front but I think she's lying because she knows I'd taunt her about it. So, you know, I don't begrudge her for lying to me.
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Sparky wrote:
06 Feb 2023, 1:02pm
My first bike was a purplish Sears bike, I think it is #2 in the pictures below. Christmas 1968.
Minus the training wheels, I believe mine looked like #3. Can't remember what color.

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Mimi wrote:
06 Feb 2023, 1:45pm
Sparky wrote:
06 Feb 2023, 1:02pm
My first bike was a purplish Sears bike, I think it is #2 in the pictures below. Christmas 1968.
Minus the training wheels, I believe mine looked like #3. Can't remember what color.
Mine was closer to #3, but with a much longer seat. Those things were built for … what the hell did we call that? Doubling? Damn, my memory is shot.
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BMX bike that my mom bought at a rummage sale and completely rehabbed.
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I knew a couple guys that had this, with the fake gas tank so that it was like it was a real motocross bike.
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I inherited my older sister's blue schwinn. Yeah it was a girls bike. My parents weren't buying a new bike and my older brother wasn't giving up his. At least it wasn't my other sister's purple bike with flowers on it.

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I don't remember, it had training wheels but no other features.
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I had one of these which is selling now for $1700 on ebay. Nostalgia makes people do some kookie things.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
06 Feb 2023, 3:12pm
I had one of these which is selling now for $1700 on ebay. Nostalgia makes people do some kookie things.

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Serious understatement. You'd better have absolutely no material worries and be sponsoring a village or two in Bangladesh to justify that purchase.
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