Am I a Hobo?

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Am I a hobo?

Nice bindlestiff, you bum, now hit the rails
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You may be the greatest recycler ever, a tribute to the future
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The Replacements, "Black Diamond"
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Dr. Medulla
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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:44pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:04pm
Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
Were you in a pensive mood.
I regard it as a reward for being penitent.
If you don’t know who left it there, clean it thoroughly or you might wind up needing penicillin.
You don't think someone rubbed it on their penis, do you?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:44pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:04pm
Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
Were you in a pensive mood.
I regard it as a reward for being penitent.
Just don't end up in a penitentiary.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 6:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:44pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:04pm
Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
Were you in a pensive mood.
I regard it as a reward for being penitent.
Just don't end up in a penitentiary.
Meh, I could spend my time playing penuchle.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 6:14pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 6:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:44pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:04pm
Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
Were you in a pensive mood.
I regard it as a reward for being penitent.
Just don't end up in a penitentiary.
Meh, I could spend my time playing penuchle.
Just make sure you don't end up in the shower playing hide the pencil. Or you might get penetrated.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 6:07pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:44pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 5:04pm
Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
Were you in a pensive mood.
I regard it as a reward for being penitent.
If you don’t know who left it there, clean it thoroughly or you might wind up needing penicillin.
You don't think someone rubbed it on their penis, do you?
Sounds like something Mike Pence would do. He just seems like that kind of guy.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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This is my penultimate comment on the topic.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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This has been feeling like running a pentathlon.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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It starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.

But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.

After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.

The end.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 7:23pm
It starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.

But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.

After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.

The end.
X(
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 8:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 7:23pm
It starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.

But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.

After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.

The end.
X(
Hey, that’s my penknife!
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 9:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 8:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 7:23pm
It starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.

But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.

After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.

The end.
X(
Hey, that’s my penknife!
(I can't respond because I'm dead.)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 9:08pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 9:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 8:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 7:23pm
It starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.

But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.

After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.

The end.
X(
Hey, that’s my penknife!
(I can't respond because I'm dead.)
I’ve been looking all over for that thing! :smile:
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 9:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 9:08pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 9:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 8:58pm
Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 7:23pm
It starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.

But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.

After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.

The end.
X(
Hey, that’s my penknife!
(I can't respond because I'm dead.)
I’ve been looking all over for that thing! :smile:
There you go it didn't end too bad after all. You've got your penknife back and Doc learned a valuable lesson.

The moral of this story: Free ear muffs will only keep your ears warm temporarily.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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A hobo like Doc deserves a hobo knife.

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Marky Dread wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 10:47pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 9:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 9:08pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 9:04pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2023, 8:58pm


X(
Hey, that’s my penknife!
(I can't respond because I'm dead.)
I’ve been looking all over for that thing! :smile:
There you go it didn't end too bad after all. You've got your penknife back and Doc learned a valuable lesson.

The moral of this story: Free ear muffs will only keep your ears warm temporarily.
🤣
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

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