I have something similar laying around here somewhere, but that one looks pretty nifty.
Am I a Hobo?
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
Shoot straight for once, you Army pukes. - Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner, USAF
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
I've had a few of those, mostly as cheap-ass handouts for attending some function (it has the organization's name engraved on the side). The knife could never cut cotton candy and it's difficult to access any of the components. Fuck Switzerland and its army.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Am I a Hobo?
Sorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
You people have disappointed me.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Re: Am I a Hobo?
Hello,JennyB wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 11:50amSorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
You people have disappointed me.
This make no pens to me.
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JennyB wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 11:50amSorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
You people have disappointed me.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
Honestly there's just no pleasing some people. I kill a guy off but you want humour as well.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 12:51pmJennyB wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 11:50amSorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
You people have disappointed me.
I do puns not pens.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
The way this thread is going it won't be long before Doc is competing with Leon Ray Livingston.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
Re: Am I a Hobo?
Marky Dread wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 1:12pmHonestly there's just no pleasing some people. I kill a guy off but you want humour as well.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 12:51pmJennyB wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 11:50amSorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
You people have disappointed me.
I do puns not pens.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Re: Am I a Hobo?
Are you not familiar with Doc's love for Sixpence None the Richer?gkbill wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 12:22pmHello,JennyB wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 11:50amSorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
You people have disappointed me.
This make no pens to me.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Re: Am I a Hobo?
Doc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.
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revbob wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 2:43pmDoc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.
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Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
I'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.revbob wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 2:43pmDoc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
I'll have you know they were non skid socks.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 3:23pmI'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.revbob wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 2:43pmDoc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.revbob wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 3:28pmI'll have you know they were non skid socks.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 3:23pmI'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.revbob wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 2:43pmDoc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Am I a Hobo?
What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 3:31pmI literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.revbob wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 3:28pmI'll have you know they were non skid socks.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 3:23pmI'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.revbob wrote: ↑11 Feb 2023, 2:43pmDoc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.
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