You don't think someone rubbed it on their penis, do you?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:58pmIf you don’t know who left it there, clean it thoroughly or you might wind up needing penicillin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:44pmI regard it as a reward for being penitent.Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:28pmWere you in a pensive mood.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
Am I a Hobo?
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
Just don't end up in a penitentiary.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:44pmI regard it as a reward for being penitent.Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:28pmWere you in a pensive mood.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
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Curfews have been curbing
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We're the flowers in the dustbin...
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
Meh, I could spend my time playing penuchle.Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 6:11pmJust don't end up in a penitentiary.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:44pmI regard it as a reward for being penitent.Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:28pmWere you in a pensive mood.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Just make sure you don't end up in the shower playing hide the pencil. Or you might get penetrated.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 6:14pmMeh, I could spend my time playing penuchle.Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 6:11pmJust don't end up in a penitentiary.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:44pmI regard it as a reward for being penitent.Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:28pmWere you in a pensive mood.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
Sounds like something Mike Pence would do. He just seems like that kind of guy.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 6:07pmYou don't think someone rubbed it on their penis, do you?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:58pmIf you don’t know who left it there, clean it thoroughly or you might wind up needing penicillin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:44pmI regard it as a reward for being penitent.Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:28pmWere you in a pensive mood.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 5:04pmSomeone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
This is my penultimate comment on the topic.
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
This has been feeling like running a pentathlon.
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It starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.
But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.
After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.
The end.
But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.
After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.
The end.
![Image](http://musikgifs.m.u.pic.centerblog.net/3904cfac.gif)
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 7:23pmIt starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.
But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.
After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.
The end.
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Hey, that’s my penknife!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 8:58pmMarky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 7:23pmIt starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.
But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.
After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.
The end.![]()
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
(I can't respond because I'm dead.)Kimmelweck wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 9:04pmHey, that’s my penknife!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 8:58pmMarky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 7:23pmIt starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.
But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.
After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.
The end.![]()
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
I’ve been looking all over for that thing!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 9:08pm(I can't respond because I'm dead.)Kimmelweck wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 9:04pmHey, that’s my penknife!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 8:58pmMarky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 7:23pmIt starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.
But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.
After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.
The end.![]()
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
There you go it didn't end too bad after all. You've got your penknife back and Doc learned a valuable lesson.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 9:28pmI’ve been looking all over for that thing!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 9:08pm(I can't respond because I'm dead.)Kimmelweck wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 9:04pmHey, that’s my penknife!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 8:58pmMarky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 7:23pmIt starts out small a simple pen here and there. Then you get a penchant for all things free. You no longer feel the need to pay your pennyworth.
But then something goes wrong your caught and penalised your case goes to the pentagon.
You end up penniless and sit watching the pendulum swing for many years.
After years of boredom drawing pentagrams you're finally released. You become a pentologist but it's too much for you to bare it just feels like more penance. You go back to your old hobo ways and find a discarded penknife you take it back to your one room apartment carve "Hooks was here" on the ceiling beam and then go out kicking at the world.
The end.![]()
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The moral of this story: Free ear muffs will only keep your ears warm temporarily.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
Re: Am I a Hobo?
A hobo like Doc deserves a hobo knife.
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Re: Am I a Hobo?
Marky Dread wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 10:47pmThere you go it didn't end too bad after all. You've got your penknife back and Doc learned a valuable lesson.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 9:28pmI’ve been looking all over for that thing!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2023, 9:08pm(I can't respond because I'm dead.)![]()
The moral of this story: Free ear muffs will only keep your ears warm temporarily.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.