Am I a Hobo?

[Kimmelweck]

A hobo like Doc deserves a hobo knife.

I have something similar laying around here somewhere, but that one looks pretty nifty.

[Dr. Medulla]

A hobo like Doc deserves a hobo knife.

I've had a few of those, mostly as cheap-ass handouts for attending some function (it has the organization's name engraved on the side). The knife could never cut cotton candy and it's difficult to access any of the components. Fuck Switzerland and its army.

[JennyB]

Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.

Sorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?

You people have disappointed me.

[gkbill]

Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.

Sorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?

You people have disappointed me.

Hello,

This make no pens to me.

[Dr. Medulla]

Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.

Sorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?

You people have disappointed me.

[Marky Dread]

Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.

Sorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?

You people have disappointed me.

Honestly there's just no pleasing some people. I kill a guy off but you want humour as well.

I do puns not pens.

[Marky Dread]

The way this thread is going it won't be long before Doc is competing with Leon Ray Livingston.

[JennyB]

Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.

Sorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?

You people have disappointed me.

Honestly there's just no pleasing some people. I kill a guy off but you want humour as well.

I do puns not pens.

[JennyB]

Someone left two pens at the podium today. I am one pen richer.

Sorry to shout but HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY MADE A "BUT YOU'RE NOT SIX PENS NONE THE RICHER" JOKE YET?

You people have disappointed me.

Hello,

This make no pens to me.

Are you not familiar with Doc's love for Sixpence None the Richer?

[revbob]

Doc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.

44.481267,-73.222649
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[Sparky]

Doc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.

44.481267,-73.222649
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[Dr. Medulla]

Doc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.

44.481267,-73.222649
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I'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.

[revbob]

Doc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.

44.481267,-73.222649
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I'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.

I'll have you know they were non skid socks.

[Dr. Medulla]

Doc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.

44.481267,-73.222649
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I'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.

I'll have you know they were non skid socks.

I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.

[revbob]

Doc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.

44.481267,-73.222649
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https://maps.app.goo.gl/QvK7rUEToPEozapY6

I'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.

I'll have you know they were non skid socks.

I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.

What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?