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Am I a hobo?

Nice bindlestiff, you bum, now hit the rails
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You may be the greatest recycler ever, a tribute to the future
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The Replacements, "Black Diamond"
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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:31pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:23pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 2:43pm
Doc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.

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I'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.
I'll have you know they were non skid socks.
I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.
What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?
We call ourselves trufubos.
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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:31pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:23pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 2:43pm
Doc if you hurry there's a pair of socks right about here.

44.481267,-73.222649
Dropped pin
https://maps.app.goo.gl/QvK7rUEToPEozapY6
I'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.
I'll have you know they were non skid socks.
I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.
What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?
I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
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Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:31pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:23pm


I'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.
I'll have you know they were non skid socks.
I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.
What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?
I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
Do socks qualify as underwear? I'm unclear.
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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:31pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:28pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:23pm


I'm very particular about my socks. I am a haute hobo.
I'll have you know they were non skid socks.
I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.
What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?
I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
We're talking socks here not urine and skid mark stained drawers.

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:10pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:31pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:28pm


I'll have you know they were non skid socks.
I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.
What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?
I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
We're talking socks here not urine and skid mark stained drawers.
Can't say I could see putting my feet in to these slightly used socks anytime soon.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:08pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:31pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:28pm


I'll have you know they were non skid socks.
I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.
What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?
I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
Do socks qualify as underwear? I'm unclear.
Alexa says they are.

https://alexaanswers.amazon.com/questio ... 0underwear.
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Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:08pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:31pm


I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.
What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?
I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
Do socks qualify as underwear? I'm unclear.
Alexa says they are.

https://alexaanswers.amazon.com/questio ... 0underwear.
Alex is a stupid cunt.

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:08pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:55pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:31pm


I literally only wear alpaca socks. They are the fanciest thing I wear.
What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?
I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
Do socks qualify as underwear? I'm unclear.
Alexa says they are.

https://alexaanswers.amazon.com/questio ... 0underwear.
I get the rationale, but I'm still not fully sold on the idea. When you say underwear, people understand it to mean that which covers your crotch and ass. Other forms of official underwear—bra, wifebeater, slip, socks—have their own specific names, suggesting a distinction at work.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:33pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:08pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm
revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 3:55pm


What are you some kind of trust fund hobo?
I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
Do socks qualify as underwear? I'm unclear.
Alexa says they are.

https://alexaanswers.amazon.com/questio ... 0underwear.
I get the rationale, but I'm still not fully sold on the idea. When you say underwear, people understand it to mean that which covers your crotch and ass. Other forms of official underwear—bra, wifebeater, slip, socks—have their own specific names, suggesting a distinction at work.
Hello,

Socks are not underwear. If I'm playing tennis, there's no problem with anyone seeing my socks. Socks need no outwear thus they are not underwear.

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gkbill wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:53pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:33pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:08pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm


I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
Do socks qualify as underwear? I'm unclear.
Alexa says they are.

https://alexaanswers.amazon.com/questio ... 0underwear.
I get the rationale, but I'm still not fully sold on the idea. When you say underwear, people understand it to mean that which covers your crotch and ass. Other forms of official underwear—bra, wifebeater, slip, socks—have their own specific names, suggesting a distinction at work.
Hello,

Socks are not underwear. If I'm playing tennis, there's no problem with anyone seeing my socks. Socks need no outwear thus they are not underwear.
Sock it to 'em gk!
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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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gkbill wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:53pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:33pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:08pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm


I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
Do socks qualify as underwear? I'm unclear.
Alexa says they are.

https://alexaanswers.amazon.com/questio ... 0underwear.
I get the rationale, but I'm still not fully sold on the idea. When you say underwear, people understand it to mean that which covers your crotch and ass. Other forms of official underwear—bra, wifebeater, slip, socks—have their own specific names, suggesting a distinction at work.
Hello,

Socks are not underwear. If I'm playing tennis, there's no problem with anyone seeing my socks. Socks need no outwear thus they are not underwear.
Good point. There is zero taboo against seeing your socks.
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Re: Am I a Hobo?

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gkbill wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:53pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:33pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:08pm
Sparky wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:06pm


I think even hobos draw the line at used underwear, dunno, maybe I'm wrong.
Do socks qualify as underwear? I'm unclear.
Alexa says they are.

https://alexaanswers.amazon.com/questio ... 0underwear.
I get the rationale, but I'm still not fully sold on the idea. When you say underwear, people understand it to mean that which covers your crotch and ass. Other forms of official underwear—bra, wifebeater, slip, socks—have their own specific names, suggesting a distinction at work.
Hello,

Socks are not underwear. If I'm playing tennis, there's no problem with anyone seeing my socks. Socks need no outwear thus they are not underwear.

Solid argument, can't disagree. Of course the Red Hot Chili Peppers have used a sock as a form of underwear, but that's their thing.
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https://potvinsocks.com/
A hobo selling socks.
This makes me throw up a little in my mouth.
NEVER forget.
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope

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weller259 wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 11:34pm
https://potvinsocks.com/
A hobo selling socks.
This makes me throw up a little in my mouth.
NEVER forget.
We were an Islanders house in their glory days because one of my brother-in-law's closest friends is Lorne Henning. Even tho I'm no longer interested in hockey, I still have clear memories of Bobby Nystrom's OT goal to clinch the Cup in 1980 (w/ second-assist by Henning).
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2023, 7:29am
weller259 wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 11:34pm
https://potvinsocks.com/
A hobo selling socks.
This makes me throw up a little in my mouth.
NEVER forget.
We were an Islanders house in their glory days because one of my brother-in-law's closest friends is Lorne Henning. Even tho I'm no longer interested in hockey, I still have clear memories of Bobby Nystrom's OT goal to clinch the Cup in 1980 (w/ second-assist by Henning).
I totally understand, and I do not hold that against you. Seeing as I lived 5 minutes from the Nasssau Coliseum (where the Isles played during those "glory years"), I endured the brunt of the Isles fans' obnoxious arrogance for years. Those Islanders were great, no question. I hated them then and I still hate them now.

We used to chant at Lorne Henning during pregame skates "nice toupee" and "we all know its a wig", stuff like that. Ah, memories. But make no mistake, potvin STILL sucks. And he is resorting to selling "Potvin Socks". So, karma.

Edit: Oh and by the way, Nystrom was offside on that cup-winning-goal play. Check the tape. :mrgreen:
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope

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