Am I a Hobo?

[Dr. Medulla]

Medulla should be known as his alter-ego The Uhh.

Picture the scene a young goat wanders onto a rail line just as the boxcar is hurtling towards it at speed. From out of nowhere a hobo appears and with one wave of his bindle stick the boxcar comes to a grinding halt. The young goat looks up unaffected and wanders to a nearby field.

Onlookers gaze in amazement and go "uhh" uhh" who was that?

That people was The Uhh the unshaven hobo hero.

Next The Uhh will fight two evil villains The Trumpbag and The Netan Yahoo.

As long as I get first dibs on found and abandoned items, I'm good with this scenario.

Of course these discarded items give your part of your power.

But at the cost of respect amongst my peers.

[Marky Dread]

Medulla should be known as his alter-ego The Uhh.

Picture the scene a young goat wanders onto a rail line just as the boxcar is hurtling towards it at speed. From out of nowhere a hobo appears and with one wave of his bindle stick the boxcar comes to a grinding halt. The young goat looks up unaffected and wanders to a nearby field.

Onlookers gaze in amazement and go "uhh" uhh" who was that?

That people was The Uhh the unshaven hobo hero.

Next The Uhh will fight two evil villains The Trumpbag and The Netan Yahoo.

As long as I get first dibs on found and abandoned items, I'm good with this scenario.

Of course these discarded items give your part of your power.

But at the cost of respect amongst my peers.

You are peerless.

[Dr. Medulla]

Medulla should be known as his alter-ego The Uhh.

Picture the scene a young goat wanders onto a rail line just as the boxcar is hurtling towards it at speed. From out of nowhere a hobo appears and with one wave of his bindle stick the boxcar comes to a grinding halt. The young goat looks up unaffected and wanders to a nearby field.

Onlookers gaze in amazement and go "uhh" uhh" who was that?

That people was The Uhh the unshaven hobo hero.

Next The Uhh will fight two evil villains The Trumpbag and The Netan Yahoo.

As long as I get first dibs on found and abandoned items, I'm good with this scenario.

Of course these discarded items give your part of your power.

But at the cost of respect amongst my peers.

You are peerless.

By the collective decision of people who might choose to be my peers.

[Marky Dread]

As long as I get first dibs on found and abandoned items, I'm good with this scenario.

Of course these discarded items give your part of your power.

But at the cost of respect amongst my peers.

You are peerless.

By the collective decision of people who might choose to be my peers.

No you are peerless bar none. The finest hobo the world has ever known.

[Dr. Medulla]

Of course these discarded items give your part of your power.

But at the cost of respect amongst my peers.

You are peerless.

By the collective decision of people who might choose to be my peers.

No you are peerless bar none. The finest hobo the world has ever known.

Thanks, but One-Tooth Franklin will always be the Schindelgott.

[Marky Dread]

But at the cost of respect amongst my peers.

You are peerless.

By the collective decision of people who might choose to be my peers.

No you are peerless bar none. The finest hobo the world has ever known.

Thanks, but One-Tooth Franklin will always be the Schindelgott.

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

[Dr. Medulla]

You are peerless.

By the collective decision of people who might choose to be my peers.

No you are peerless bar none. The finest hobo the world has ever known.

Thanks, but One-Tooth Franklin will always be the Schindelgott.

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

If my translation app is worth its free mode, it's Olafian for bindle god.

[Marky Dread]

By the collective decision of people who might choose to be my peers.

No you are peerless bar none. The finest hobo the world has ever known.

Thanks, but One-Tooth Franklin will always be the Schindelgott.

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

If my translation app is worth its free mode, it's Olafian for bindle god.

My surname is Franklin so I'm not sure what that makes me in this Bavarian nightmare.

[Dr. Medulla]

No you are peerless bar none. The finest hobo the world has ever known.

Thanks, but One-Tooth Franklin will always be the Schindelgott.

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

If my translation app is worth its free mode, it's Olafian for bindle god.

My surname is Franklin so I'm not sure what that makes me in this Bavarian nightmare.

Ha! Forgot about that! No, this is one of your distant relations. One of the Michigan Franklins.

[Olaf]

By the collective decision of people who might choose to be my peers.

No you are peerless bar none. The finest hobo the world has ever known.

Thanks, but One-Tooth Franklin will always be the Schindelgott.

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

If my translation app is worth its free mode

It's not. I think you just invented a new word.

[Dr. Medulla]

No you are peerless bar none. The finest hobo the world has ever known.

Thanks, but One-Tooth Franklin will always be the Schindelgott.

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

If my translation app is worth its free mode

It's not. I think you just invented a new word.

Then *I* am the Schindelgott!

[Olaf]

Thanks, but One-Tooth Franklin will always be the Schindelgott.

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

If my translation app is worth its free mode

It's not. I think you just invented a new word.

Then *I* am the Schindelgott!

I'll drop it in class occasionally. Maybe we can make it the youth word of 2025.

[Marky Dread]

Thanks, but One-Tooth Franklin will always be the Schindelgott.

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

If my translation app is worth its free mode, it's Olafian for bindle god.

My surname is Franklin so I'm not sure what that makes me in this Bavarian nightmare.

Ha! Forgot about that! No, this is one of your distant relations. One of the Michigan Franklins.

I feel better now, I think. Wait, I have distant relations?

[Dr. Medulla]

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

If my translation app is worth its free mode, it's Olafian for bindle god.

My surname is Franklin so I'm not sure what that makes me in this Bavarian nightmare.

Ha! Forgot about that! No, this is one of your distant relations. One of the Michigan Franklins.

I feel better now, I think. Wait, I have distant relations?

The ones taken away long ago. They were supposed to have been thrown down a well, but instead were exiled to America.

[Dr. Medulla]

Franklin doesn't have any teeth to lose. I've no actual idea what a Schindelgott is.

If my translation app is worth its free mode

It's not. I think you just invented a new word.

Then *I* am the Schindelgott!

I'll drop it in class occasionally. Maybe we can make it the youth word of 2025.

My life has finally found purpose. And you can make it happen. Everyone else should send me $25 for the Schindelgott Foundation for Hobo Appreciation.