Am I a Hobo?

[Marky Dread]

If my translation app is worth its free mode, it's Olafian for bindle god.

My surname is Franklin so I'm not sure what that makes me in this Bavarian nightmare.

Ha! Forgot about that! No, this is one of your distant relations. One of the Michigan Franklins.

I feel better now, I think. Wait, I have distant relations?

The ones taken away long ago. They were supposed to have been thrown down a well, but instead were exiled to America.

That's like the same thing though, right?

[Dr. Medulla]

My surname is Franklin so I'm not sure what that makes me in this Bavarian nightmare.

Ha! Forgot about that! No, this is one of your distant relations. One of the Michigan Franklins.

I feel better now, I think. Wait, I have distant relations?

The ones taken away long ago. They were supposed to have been thrown down a well, but instead were exiled to America.

That's like the same thing though, right?

One option has clean drinking water.

[Marky Dread]

Ha! Forgot about that! No, this is one of your distant relations. One of the Michigan Franklins.

I feel better now, I think. Wait, I have distant relations?

The ones taken away long ago. They were supposed to have been thrown down a well, but instead were exiled to America.

That's like the same thing though, right?

One option has clean drinking water.

..and it's free.

[Kory]

Yes.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yes.

Bow before me, your Schindelgott, and present a can of beans or a shoe with cardboard insoles.

[Kory]

Yes.

Bow before me, your Schindelgott, and present a can of beans or a shoe with cardboard insoles.

I have only a mason jar of Secret Hobo Spices™.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yes.

Bow before me, your Schindelgott, and present a can of beans or a shoe with cardboard insoles.

I have only a mason jar of Secret Hobo Spices™.

Acceptable, as I have a surplus of chicken necks in need of seasoning.

[JennyB]

Did you all know that in the original version of "Here I go Again," the line is "like a hobo. I was born to walk alone?"

Wretched song either way, but it's kind of become an inside joke in my family.

[Dr. Medulla]

Did you all know that in the original version of "Here I go Again," the line is "like a hobo. I was born to walk alone?"

Wretched song either way, but it's kind of become an inside joke in my family.

HERESY!

(What an absolutely terrible band. Easily in the conversation for worst band of the 80s.)

[JennyB]

Did you all know that in the original version of "Here I go Again," the line is "like a hobo. I was born to walk alone?"

Wretched song either way, but it's kind of become an inside joke in my family.

HERESY!

(What an absolutely terrible band. Easily in the conversation for worst band of the 80s.)

I can only imagine the discussions when forming - "How do we replicate Led Zeppelin, but make it much, much worse?"

[Flex]

I can only imagine the discussions when forming - "How do we replicate Led Zeppelin, but make it much, much worse?"

You rang?

[Dr. Medulla]

I can only imagine the discussions when forming - "How do we replicate Led Zeppelin, but make it much, much worse?"

You rang?

When did you two decide to form a comedy team?

[Olaf]

Did you all know that in the original version of "Here I go Again," the line is "like a hobo. I was born to walk alone?"

I suggest we make this the Schindelgott Foundation for Hobo Appreciation's official song.

[Flex]

When did you two decide to form a comedy team?

[Dr. Medulla]

Did you all know that in the original version of "Here I go Again," the line is "like a hobo. I was born to walk alone?"

I suggest we make this the Schindelgott Foundation for Hobo Appreciation's official song.

What's the hobo code for "the people here will betray you with horrible music"?