Am I a Hobo?

[Olaf]

Did you all know that in the original version of "Here I go Again," the line is "like a hobo. I was born to walk alone?"

I suggest we make this the Schindelgott Foundation for Hobo Appreciation's official song.

What's the hobo code for "the people here will betray you with horrible music"?

I can tell this question is rhetorical because you are the Schindelgott, you invented the hobo code (based on an idea by Keith Levene)

[Dr. Medulla]

When did you two decide to form a comedy team?

Your likenesses are eerily spot-on.

[Olaf]

When did you two decide to form a comedy team?

Your likenesses are eerily spot-on.

I must admit that was my first thought, too.

[Dr. Medulla]

Did you all know that in the original version of "Here I go Again," the line is "like a hobo. I was born to walk alone?"

I suggest we make this the Schindelgott Foundation for Hobo Appreciation's official song.

What's the hobo code for "the people here will betray you with horrible music"?

I can tell this question is rhetorical because you are the Schindelgott, you invented the hobo code (based on an idea by Keith Levene)

Do not taunt me, person-with-a-home.

[Dr. Medulla]

When did you two decide to form a comedy team?

Your likenesses are eerily spot-on.

I must admit that was my first thought, too.

It's mainly the crown.

[JennyB]

I can only imagine the discussions when forming - "How do we replicate Led Zeppelin, but make it much, much worse?"

You rang?

They are much, much, MUCH worse.

[JennyB]

Did you all know that in the original version of "Here I go Again," the line is "like a hobo. I was born to walk alone?"

I suggest we make this the Schindelgott Foundation for Hobo Appreciation's official song.

I vote yes!

[JennyB]

When did you two decide to form a comedy team?

Your likenesses are eerily spot-on.

Aside from the 80's power lesbian haircut (which I wish I could pull off), agreed!

[Dr. Medulla]

When did you two decide to form a comedy team?

Your likenesses are eerily spot-on.

Aside from the 80's power lesbian haircut (which I wish I could pull off), agreed!

Flex has always been inclined to lesbian haircuts.

[Mimi]

Saw this when I dropped some books off at the library and thought of you. I wanted to pick it up, but it's in the bad part of town and it might have been dusted with drugs or something.

[Dr. Medulla]

Saw this when I dropped some books off at the library and thought of you. I wanted to pick it up, but it's in the bad part of town and it might have been dusted with drugs or something.

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I'd take it, duh. Wash it off, brand new cat toy. Part of the hobo code is thinking, "Throw it in the wash, it'll be like new."

[Dr. Medulla]

Okay, I'd never do anything like this—seriously—but this David Sedaris story has a hobo quality to it: https://archive.ph/fW2i9

[Mimi]

Okay, I'd never do anything like this—seriously—but this David Sedaris story has a hobo quality to it: https://archive.ph/fW2i9

I could only get so far into that store before I went ew, gross.

[Dr. Medulla]

Okay, I'd never do anything like this—seriously—but this David Sedaris story has a hobo quality to it: https://archive.ph/fW2i9

I could only get so far into that store before I went ew, gross.

As with any Sedaris story, it's even better in audio form because his inflections make it all the funnier.

[revbob]

Okay, I'd never do anything like this—seriously—but this David Sedaris story has a hobo quality to it: https://archive.ph/fW2i9

I could only get so far into that store before I went ew, gross.

As with any Sedaris story, it's even better in audio form because his inflections make it all the funnier.

I have tix to see him in March