Am I a Hobo?

[Dr. Medulla]

The truth is those mitts were just not cool enough for Doc the punk rock hobo.

McLaren's plan, all along, was to manufacture tipless gloves as a way of giving lie to rock n roll's promise of liberation.

...and to destroy the establishment by flicking two uncovered fingers at them.

And just like that, revolution.

[Marky Dread]

The truth is those mitts were just not cool enough for Doc the punk rock hobo.

McLaren's plan, all along, was to manufacture tipless gloves as a way of giving lie to rock n roll's promise of liberation.

...and to destroy the establishment by flicking two uncovered fingers at them.

And just like that, revolution.

[Dr. Medulla]

On my walk today, at a bus stop I came across a seemingly new pair of Docs. Not my size, I left them for someone of a more modestly sized foot.

[revbob]

On my walk today, at a bus stop I came across a seemingly new pair of Docs. Not my size, I left them for someone of a more modestly sized foot.

You could hve used them to barter for some new fingerless gloves

[Dr. Medulla]

On my walk today, at a bus stop I came across a seemingly new pair of Docs. Not my size, I left them for someone of a more modestly sized foot.

You could hve used them to barter for some new fingerless gloves

Some barter, but my hobo faith demands that I accept or decline what is presented.

[Dr. Medulla]

(Note: Most of my jeans do, in fact, have rips in them, all achieved post-purchase.)

[revbob]

(Note: Most of my jeans do, in fact, have rips in them, all achieved post-purchase.)

Like a true hobo

[Dr. Medulla]

(Note: Most of my jeans do, in fact, have rips in them, all achieved post-purchase.)

Like a true hobo

I ain't no fauxbo, suckuh!