Artificial Stank?
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Artificial Stank?
The Boss was telling me about being at the grocery store the other day and being in line behind a young man who had just bathed in some kind of cheap cologne or body spray, and I mentioned that I don't think I've ever used cologne. So, of course, a dumb poll question was born!
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Re: Artificial Stank?
ooh, i bought "Clubman" aftershave a couple months ago and it's instantly my new alltime fave. I only shave 2-3 times a week though. I've never owned cologne
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Re: Artificial Stank?
Never really been a cologne guy. Very occasionally aftershave if I've let my facial hair grow enough that my skin is irritated, but I do use scented body wash and deodorant, I guess.
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Re: Artificial Stank?
Option 3.
My sister brought some back after living in Spain for a bit. And my wife (who comes from a culture where men do wae cologne) bought me some once early while we were dating.
I find most cologne and perfume hard to handle a lot of it gives me a headache.
My sister brought some back after living in Spain for a bit. And my wife (who comes from a culture where men do wae cologne) bought me some once early while we were dating.
I find most cologne and perfume hard to handle a lot of it gives me a headache.
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Re: Artificial Stank?
Deodorant. That’s it.
The only woman I ever dated who was a perfume wearer never much cared for any colognes on me that she tried, and every other person I’ve dated actively hated cologne smell.
The only woman I ever dated who was a perfume wearer never much cared for any colognes on me that she tried, and every other person I’ve dated actively hated cologne smell.
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Yeah. My kids’ nanny/babysitter uses a ton of perfume and they now smell like that every time they come home. I don’t care for it.
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Re: Artificial Stank?
There was never any doubt.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Artificial Stank?
Whenever I've accompanied the Boss to places like Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I all but gag on the overly potpourri'd stench of the place.
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It's why I've historically been so popular with the ladies!
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Re: Artificial Stank?
Back in the day, I enjoyed a light spray of perfume, and then one day (quite literally too) I had an allergy attack so now I can't wear anything or can't be around anyone who wears it. I can't do any scents, really. My deodorant has a light smell, but it took me a long time to find one I can tolerate, same with shampoo. Outside of that, I can't be around any scents. I'll start sneezing, my head will get stuffy, and I get headaches. Don't even get me started on those fucking Yankee candles.
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Oh, the irony …
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Ah, yes, the "safe" friend.
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Re: Artificial Stank?
An overabundance of perfume/cologne makes me super dizzy. I wear a little bit on special occasions though.
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