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Re: Bagel
I had a friend in college who pronounced them "beg-els" and it was super frustrating.
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Re: Bagel
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Bagel
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: Bagel
No "other" option?
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I had a friend in high school who pronounced it “boggle”. Not kidding. I’d just look at her and shake my head.
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Re: Bagel
Cousin's wife is from Minnesota and says that. It's her ridiculous midwest accent that is to blame.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: Bagel
When we lived in NC, a woman in a grocery store told us she preferred bagels from the freezer section over that stuff from a deli because "they're more like biscuits." Take that, you phoney baloney big city elites!
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Re: Bagel
This person was from Florida!
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Re: Bagel
ANTISEMITE.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Mar 2023, 10:55amWhen we lived in NC, a woman in a grocery store told us she preferred bagels from the freezer section over that stuff from a deli because "they're more like biscuits." Take that, you phoney baloney big city elites!
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Re: Bagel
Not an impossible conclusion …JennyB wrote: ↑27 Mar 2023, 11:11amANTISEMITE.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Mar 2023, 10:55amWhen we lived in NC, a woman in a grocery store told us she preferred bagels from the freezer section over that stuff from a deli because "they're more like biscuits." Take that, you phoney baloney big city elites!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft