The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2025 Edition

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The Kaleb Horton Deceased Latvian Foreign Minister Thread, 2025 Edition

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Britt Allcroft, creator of the children's TV show "Thomas The Tank Engine", on which, Ringo Starr voiced the part of "Thomas".

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Sparky wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 10:09am
Britt Allcroft, creator of the children's TV show "Thomas The Tank Engine", on which, Ringo Starr voiced the part of "Thomas".

My son loved that show when he was younger. I fondly remember driving around trying to find him different train characters for his wooden train table.
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Sparky wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 10:09am
Britt Allcroft, creator of the children's TV show "Thomas The Tank Engine", on which, Ringo Starr voiced the part of "Thomas".

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JennyB wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 1:12pm
The bane of my existence from 2010-2013. I will also always take the opportunity to post this:

https://deadspin.com/why-your-childrens ... 732099029/
My nephew's wife once related to us the premise of something called Paw Patrol (Canadian only, I think) with the inflection of a recently released hostage.
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We don't watch the show much, but the Little Duder loves his Thomas the Tank Engine books. Whatever, could be worse. Like Paw Patrol, fuck that show.
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Flex wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 2:02pm
We don't watch the show much, but the Little Duder loves his Thomas the Tank Engine books. Whatever, could be worse. Like Paw Patrol, fuck that show.
VH, Jr. could play on his wooden train table for hours.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 1:19pm
JennyB wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 1:12pm
The bane of my existence from 2010-2013. I will also always take the opportunity to post this:

https://deadspin.com/why-your-childrens ... 732099029/
My nephew's wife once related to us the premise of something called Paw Patrol (Canadian only, I think) with the inflection of a recently released hostage.
Most children's tv programming is to serve as some sort of respite for hungover parents.

Also fuck Caillou or whatever that bald fuck is called.

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revbob wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 4:19pm
Also fuck Caillou or whatever that bald fuck is called.
French Charlie Brown.
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revbob wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 4:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 1:19pm
JennyB wrote:
03 Jan 2025, 1:12pm
The bane of my existence from 2010-2013. I will also always take the opportunity to post this:

https://deadspin.com/why-your-childrens ... 732099029/
My nephew's wife once related to us the premise of something called Paw Patrol (Canadian only, I think) with the inflection of a recently released hostage.
Most children's tv programming is to serve as some sort of respite for hungover parents.

Also fuck Caillou or whatever that bald fuck is called.
Or just the ability to do some basic tasks. Paw Patrol is garbage but it allows me to like empty the dishwasher.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Jean-Marie Le Pen. Would have preferred a different Le Pen, but maybe it's contagious.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2025, 9:30am
Jean-Marie Le Pen. Would have preferred a different Le Pen, but maybe it's contagious.
Sure but we'll take the win.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2025, 9:30am
Jean-Marie Le Pen. Would have preferred a different Le Pen, but maybe it's contagious.
Jean-Marie Le Pen did in death what he could not do in life: got me sweet, sweet death points.
“As I traveled, I came to believe that people’s desires and aspirations were as much a part of the land as the wind, solitary animals, and the bright fields of stone and tundra. And, too, that the land existed quite apart from these.”

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Flex wrote:
07 Jan 2025, 10:03am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2025, 9:30am
Jean-Marie Le Pen. Would have preferred a different Le Pen, but maybe it's contagious.
Jean-Marie Le Pen did in death what he could not do in life: got me sweet, sweet death points.
By gum, you're right. I thought you'd gone for the more current model. Congrats on your four points and your Opening Kickoff trophy.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978

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