made me laughJoke thread
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101Walterton
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Marky Dread
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Re: Joke thread
Old but still funny.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
Re: Joke thread
A Brummie walks into a tailors and says: “Alroit, mate. I’d like a 70s suit, please.”
The tailor says: “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?”
Brummie says: “Thanks mate, two sugars.”
The tailor says: “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?”
Brummie says: “Thanks mate, two sugars.”
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Marky Dread
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Re: Joke thread
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
They always take things literally.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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101Walterton
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BostonBeaneater
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Re: Joke thread
Pick up line overheard at the Marxism Today meet-up:
I’d sure like to seize your means of production.
I’d sure like to seize your means of production.
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Dr. Medulla
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Re: Joke thread
Marxists never make jokes or. Or laugh. It's bourgeois or something.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jan 2020, 1:50amPick up line overheard at the Marxism Today meet-up:
I’d sure like to seize your means of production.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Marky Dread
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Re: Joke thread
Sounds like a plot to me.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jan 2020, 7:19amMarxists never make jokes or. Or laugh. It's bourgeois or something.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑23 Jan 2020, 1:50amPick up line overheard at the Marxism Today meet-up:
I’d sure like to seize your means of production.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Marky Dread
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Re: Joke thread
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
Re: Joke thread
Such a classic.
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Heston
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Re: Joke thread
Knock knock
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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tepista
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Re: Joke thread
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Heston
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Re: Joke thread
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
