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tepista wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:28pm
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:08pm
tepista wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 8:59pm
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 8:59pm
Knock knock
who's there?
Ah
Ah who? :shifty:
Werewolves of London
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:31pm
tepista wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:28pm
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:08pm
tepista wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 8:59pm
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 8:59pm
Knock knock
who's there?
Ah
Ah who? :shifty:
Werewolves of London
:mrgreen:

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Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:31pm
tepista wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:28pm
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:08pm
tepista wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 8:59pm
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 8:59pm
Knock knock
who's there?
Ah
Ah who? :shifty:
Werewolves of London
Old as the hills but still great. :mrgreen:
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Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2020, 4:50am
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:31pm
tepista wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:28pm
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:08pm
tepista wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 8:59pm

who's there?
Ah
Ah who? :shifty:
Werewolves of London
Old as the hills but still great. :mrgreen:
Was a new one on me! :mrgreen:
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
08 Aug 2020, 5:33am
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2020, 4:50am
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:31pm
tepista wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:28pm
Heston wrote:
07 Aug 2020, 9:08pm


Ah
Ah who? :shifty:
Werewolves of London
Old as the hills but still great. :mrgreen:
Was a new one on me! :mrgreen:
I remember it doing the rounds from around the time of when "American Werewolf in London" was released. So it's double cool.
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I saw it coming a mile away, but I wasn't gonna let you NOT tell the punchline.
I considered answering "I don't know anyone named "Ah" are you sure you have the right house?"
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tepista wrote:
08 Aug 2020, 1:30pm
I saw it coming a mile away, but I wasn't gonna let you NOT tell the punchline.
I considered answering "I don't know anyone named "Ah" are you sure you have the right house?"
The joke has more bite with the punchline. ;)
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We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2020, 2:54pm
tepista wrote:
08 Aug 2020, 1:30pm
I saw it coming a mile away, but I wasn't gonna let you NOT tell the punchline.
I considered answering "I don't know anyone named "Ah" are you sure you have the right house?"
The joke has more bite with the punchline. ;)
I was HOWLING with laughter.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
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tepista wrote:
08 Aug 2020, 3:30pm
Marky Dread wrote:
08 Aug 2020, 2:54pm
tepista wrote:
08 Aug 2020, 1:30pm
I saw it coming a mile away, but I wasn't gonna let you NOT tell the punchline.
I considered answering "I don't know anyone named "Ah" are you sure you have the right house?"
The joke has more bite with the punchline. ;)
I was HOWLING with laughter.
Foul mouthed howling I bet.

I like my jokes to be in a jugular vain.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Why did the non-binary prospector go west?















Because they found gold in them/their hills
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Flex wrote:
19 Dec 2023, 2:47pm
Why did the non-binary prospector go west?















Because they found gold in them/their hills
That is genuinely really good!
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Flex wrote:
19 Dec 2023, 2:47pm
Why did the non-binary prospector go west?

Because they found gold in them/their hills
:lol: :lol: :lol:
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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