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Dr. Medulla
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by Dr. Medulla » 05 Apr 2019, 7:09pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 7:08pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 5:11pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 02 Apr 2019, 2:01pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 28 Mar 2019, 8:29pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 28 Mar 2019, 6:28pm
I only binge on weekends. That counts as responsible.
What counts as a binge?
In my case, either a bottle of wine or 96 oz of beer within 4 hours.
Well if I go by the Kory rules I'm a teatotaler.
I'm doing it tonight! Will you join me at the same time?
I've just finished my allotment of wine for the night. I didn't exercise today, so I'm holding back a bit.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Kory
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by Kory » 05 Apr 2019, 7:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 7:09pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 7:08pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 5:11pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 02 Apr 2019, 2:01pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 28 Mar 2019, 8:29pm
What counts as a binge?
In my case, either a bottle of wine or 96 oz of beer within 4 hours.
Well if I go by the Kory rules I'm a teatotaler.
I'm doing it tonight! Will you join me at the same time?
I've just finished my allotment of wine for the night. I didn't exercise today, so I'm holding back a bit.
I didn't exercise today either, nor will I!
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
revbob
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by revbob » 05 Apr 2019, 7:24pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 7:08pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 5:11pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 02 Apr 2019, 2:01pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 28 Mar 2019, 8:29pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 28 Mar 2019, 6:28pm
I only binge on weekends. That counts as responsible.
What counts as a binge?
In my case, either a bottle of wine or 96 oz of beer within 4 hours.
Well if I go by the Kory rules I'm a teatotaler.
I'm doing it tonight! Will you join me at the same time?
I'm at a school function which will be followed by maybe a beer or two and sleep I've been up since 5 I'm beat
Kory
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by Kory » 05 Apr 2019, 7:29pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 7:24pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 7:08pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 5:11pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 02 Apr 2019, 2:01pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 28 Mar 2019, 8:29pm
What counts as a binge?
In my case, either a bottle of wine or 96 oz of beer within 4 hours.
Well if I go by the Kory rules I'm a teatotaler.
I'm doing it tonight! Will you join me at the same time?
I'm at a school function which will be followed by maybe a beer or two and sleep I've been up since 5 I'm beat
I'll drink for both of us
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
BostonBeaneater
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by BostonBeaneater » 05 Apr 2019, 8:00pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 7:29pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 7:24pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 7:08pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 5:11pm
Kory wrote: ↑ 02 Apr 2019, 2:01pm
In my case, either a bottle of wine or 96 oz of beer within 4 hours.
Well if I go by the Kory rules I'm a teatotaler.
I'm doing it tonight! Will you join me at the same time?
I'm at a school function which will be followed by maybe a beer or two and sleep I've been up since 5 I'm beat
I'll drink for both of us
I had two pints after work. I can do four more.
revbob
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by revbob » 05 Apr 2019, 9:26pm
Talent show at the school now it's time for drinks ill not keep up with Kory though...
BostonBeaneater
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by BostonBeaneater » 06 Apr 2019, 11:35pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 05 Apr 2019, 9:26pm
Talent show at the school now it's time for drinks ill not keep up with Kory though...
I had two pints in the afternoon and then 4 Ganny tall boys at the show I went to. I did not make the four hour time limit though.
tepista
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by tepista » 07 Apr 2019, 7:33pm
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Dr. Medulla
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by Dr. Medulla » 07 Apr 2019, 8:00pm
That is so obvious, how has it not been a thing since Abbott and Costello?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
BitterTom
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by BitterTom » 20 Apr 2019, 4:41pm
Smells of fart, tastes like piss. Avoid.
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Dr. Medulla
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by Dr. Medulla » 20 Apr 2019, 4:50pm
BitterTom wrote: ↑ 20 Apr 2019, 4:41pm
Smells of fart, tastes like piss. Avoid.
Have you thought of becoming an advertising copywriter?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
BitterTom
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by BitterTom » 20 Apr 2019, 4:51pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑ 20 Apr 2019, 4:50pm
BitterTom wrote: ↑ 20 Apr 2019, 4:41pm
Smells of fart, tastes like piss. Avoid.
Have you thought of becoming an advertising copywriter?
Not if I have to drink shit like this again.
BitterTom
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by BitterTom » 24 Apr 2019, 4:42pm
Tonight's tramp's piss is quite decent.
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BostonBeaneater
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by BostonBeaneater » 24 Apr 2019, 10:54pm
I've been on a sake kick. I enjoy drinking from tiny glasses.
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by JennyB » 25 Apr 2019, 9:53am
BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑ 24 Apr 2019, 10:54pm
I've been on a sake kick. I enjoy drinking from tiny glasses.
I love sake. Do you prefer hot or cold?
Got a Rake? Sure!
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