Thread O'Booze REVISED!

[revbob]

Drink moderately, teenage athletes, you ain't Wade Boggs yet.

Wasn't Scott Baio also the Boy Who Smoked too Much Pot, or whatever it was called. I think the plan was for a trilogy with the Boy Who Did too Much Heroin.

[Sparky]

Drink moderately, teenage athletes, you ain't Wade Boggs yet.

Wasn't Scott Baio also the Boy Who Smoked too Much Pot, or whatever it was called. I think the plan was for a trilogy with the Boy Who Did too Much Heroin.

Maybe that would explain his spiraling in to MAGA beliefs.

[Dr. Medulla]

Drink moderately, teenage athletes, you ain't Wade Boggs yet.

Wasn't Scott Baio also the Boy Who Smoked too Much Pot, or whatever it was called. I think the plan was for a trilogy with the Boy Who Did too Much Heroin.

Did that family who hired him in Charles in Charge bother to do a fucking background check?

[Kory]

Drink moderately, teenage athletes, you ain't Wade Boggs yet.

It's me! Except the athlete part. I do love being 15 still though.

[Dr. Medulla]

Drink moderately, teenage athletes, you ain't Wade Boggs yet.

It's me! Except the athlete part. I do love being 15 still though.

I like the athlete angle. Because otherwise the audience wouldn't give a fuck.

[Flex]

I'm day drinking at a local watering hole and they have the radio/whatever set to a 90s station and it's just massive jam after massive jam. Truly the #BlessedDecade. Spin doctors, Hootie, cake, Green Day, 90s Aerosmith. All the greats.

Oh and the beer is good. Had a delicious vegan taco too. Good day for Flex.

[Dr. Medulla]

I'm day drinking at a local watering hole and they have the radio/whatever set to a 90s station and it's just massive jam after massive jam. Truly the #BlessedDecade. Spin doctors, Hootie, cake, Green Day, 90s Aerosmith. All the greats.

Oh and the beer is good. Had a delicious vegan taco too. Good day for Flex.

"And now, 'Everybody Hurts,' back-to-back-to-back-to-back!"

[Flex]

I'm day drinking at a local watering hole and they have the radio/whatever set to a 90s station and it's just massive jam after massive jam. Truly the #BlessedDecade. Spin doctors, Hootie, cake, Green Day, 90s Aerosmith. All the greats.

Oh and the beer is good. Had a delicious vegan taco too. Good day for Flex.

"And now, 'Everybody Hurts,' back-to-back-to-back-to-back!"

SHUT THE DECADE DOWN NOW

[Flex]

Actually, the Toadies are playing now. That's a pretty solid deep #BlessedDecade cut.

[Flex]

Oh fuck, they are playing everybody hurts now. Hoisted by my own petard.

Addendum: it's like all the life in this place just died.

[Dr. Medulla]

Oh fuck, they are playing everybody hurts now. Hoisted by my own petard.

Addendum: it's like all the life in this place just died.

The truth of the 90s always comes up like bile.

[gkbill]

I'm day drinking at a local watering hole and they have the radio/whatever set to a 90s station and it's just massive jam after massive jam. Truly the #BlessedDecade. Spin doctors, Hootie, cake, Green Day, 90s Aerosmith. All the greats.

Oh and the beer is good. Had a delicious vegan taco too. Good day for Flex.

"And now, 'Everybody Hurts,' back-to-back-to-back-to-back!"

Hello,

Everybody Hurts would be a good closing time song - it'd chase everyone out of the bar.

[revbob]

[Dr. Medulla]

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[Dr. Medulla]