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revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 3:56pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 12:31pm
None of these sound appealing.


Pumpkin Beer Vomit

All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee

They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness

All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah

They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
They're not everyone's cup of tea but I don't get the hate. A brown ale with spices? Delicious in fall. I admit they feel wrong when it's 90 outside, though.

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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

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Boddington wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 5:01pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 3:56pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 12:31pm
None of these sound appealing.


Pumpkin Beer Vomit

All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee

They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness

All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah

They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
They're not everyone's cup of tea but I don't get the hate. A brown ale with spices? Delicious in fall. I admit they feel wrong when it's 90 outside, though.
Yeah, some are good, some less so. I was a big fan of the Bruery's Autumn Maple which they don't make anymore. It was made with yams instead of pumpkins and the typical "pumpkin spice" mix. It had a really beautifully expressive Belgian yeast that jived so well with the base and spices.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

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Pumpkin pie? Thank you, Yahweh. Pumpkin anything else? Fuck you, Satan.
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

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matedog wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 6:46pm
Boddington wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 5:01pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 3:56pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 12:31pm
None of these sound appealing.


Pumpkin Beer Vomit

All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee

They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness

All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah

They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
They're not everyone's cup of tea but I don't get the hate. A brown ale with spices? Delicious in fall. I admit they feel wrong when it's 90 outside, though.
Yeah, some are good, some less so. I was a big fan of the Bruery's Autumn Maple which they don't make anymore. It was made with yams instead of pumpkins and the typical "pumpkin spice" mix. It had a really beautifully expressive Belgian yeast that jived so well with the base and spices.
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.

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revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 6:54pm
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.
Out of the will. My favourite kind of pie.
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 6:54pm
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.
Out of the will. My favourite kind of pie.
Pumpkin Pie sounds delicious but should in reality only be fed to pigs.

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101Walterton wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 7:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 6:54pm
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.
Out of the will. My favourite kind of pie.
Pumpkin Pie sounds delicious but should in reality only be fed to pigs.
I will fight all boars and sows for it!
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 3:56pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 12:31pm
None of these sound appealing.


Pumpkin Beer Vomit

All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee

They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness

All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah

They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
Beer ain't no religious cult
Beer means drinking by yourself
You ain't hardcore 'cause you spice your beer
When a Latte still lives inside your head
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
If you've not come to drink, get outta here
You ain't no better than the baristas
We ain't trying to be the beer police
When you froth the beer it ain't anarchy
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Two scopes nutmeg, what a man?
You spice each other, the spice man wins
Top it with whipped crème, add some steam
Rub that whipped crème under your balls
You still think pumpkin spice look cool
The real Pumpkins run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
After Halloween you'll be the first to go
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
You'll be the first to throw
You'll be the first to throw
You'll be the first to throw
Up In Your Sink!
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 8:44pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 3:56pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 12:31pm
None of these sound appealing.


Pumpkin Beer Vomit

All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee

They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness

All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah

They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
Beer ain't no religious cult
Beer means drinking by yourself
You ain't hardcore 'cause you spice your beer
When a Latte still lives inside your head
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
If you've not come to drink, get outta here
You ain't no better than the baristas
We ain't trying to be the beer police
When you froth the beer it ain't anarchy
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Two scopes nutmeg, what a man?
You spice each other, the spice man wins
Top it with whipped crème, add some steam
Rub that whipped crème under your balls
You still think pumpkin spice look cool
The real Pumpkins run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
After Halloween you'll be the first to go
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
You'll be the first to throw
You'll be the first to throw
You'll be the first to throw
Up In Your Sink!
Well done!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 6:54pm
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.
Out of the will. My favourite kind of pie.
We all know Canadian money isn't really worth much though so...

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revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 10:32pm

Well done!
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revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 10:38pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 6:54pm
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.
Out of the will. My favourite kind of pie.
We all know Canadian money isn't really worth much though so...
Pumpkin pie is good pie. I prefer is to apple pie. Neither of these flavors melds with beer in a way that makes me want full glass.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 10:57pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 10:38pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 6:54pm
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.
Out of the will. My favourite kind of pie.
We all know Canadian money isn't really worth much though so...
Pumpkin pie is good pie. I prefer is to apple pie. Neither of these flavors melds with beer in a way that makes me want full glass.
Yeah. Im a cherry pie guy.

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revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 11:00pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 10:57pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 10:38pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 6:54pm
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.
Out of the will. My favourite kind of pie.
We all know Canadian money isn't really worth much though so...
Pumpkin pie is good pie. I prefer is to apple pie. Neither of these flavors melds with beer in a way that makes me want full glass.
Yeah. Im a cherry pie guy.
We know.

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revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 10:38pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
25 Aug 2020, 6:54pm
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.
Out of the will. My favourite kind of pie.
We all know Canadian money isn't really worth much though so...
Rush collectibles are invaluable (or is that unvaluable?).

(Cherry pie is also super excellent, just one notch below pumpkin for me.)
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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