All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee
They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
They're not everyone's cup of tea but I don't get the hate. A brown ale with spices? Delicious in fall. I admit they feel wrong when it's 90 outside, though.
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee
They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
They're not everyone's cup of tea but I don't get the hate. A brown ale with spices? Delicious in fall. I admit they feel wrong when it's 90 outside, though.
Yeah, some are good, some less so. I was a big fan of the Bruery's Autumn Maple which they don't make anymore. It was made with yams instead of pumpkins and the typical "pumpkin spice" mix. It had a really beautifully expressive Belgian yeast that jived so well with the base and spices.
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee
They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
They're not everyone's cup of tea but I don't get the hate. A brown ale with spices? Delicious in fall. I admit they feel wrong when it's 90 outside, though.
Yeah, some are good, some less so. I was a big fan of the Bruery's Autumn Maple which they don't make anymore. It was made with yams instead of pumpkins and the typical "pumpkin spice" mix. It had a really beautifully expressive Belgian yeast that jived so well with the base and spices.
So I don't like pumpkin pie which is what these things are in beer form.
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee
They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
Beer ain't no religious cult
Beer means drinking by yourself
You ain't hardcore 'cause you spice your beer
When a Latte still lives inside your head
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
If you've not come to drink, get outta here
You ain't no better than the baristas
We ain't trying to be the beer police
When you froth the beer it ain't anarchy
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Two scopes nutmeg, what a man?
You spice each other, the spice man wins
Top it with whipped crème, add some steam
Rub that whipped crème under your balls
You still think pumpkin spice look cool
The real Pumpkins run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
After Halloween you'll be the first to go
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
You'll be the first to throw
You'll be the first to throw
You'll be the first to throw
Up In Your Sink!
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers make me sick
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
They all claim that they have the taste
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and then you'll see
See for a fee
They all claim that they have 'the Answer'
When they don't even know the question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to throw up
All Pumpkin Beers suck
All Pumpkin Beers make me want to bleah
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ill
Beer ain't no religious cult
Beer means drinking by yourself
You ain't hardcore 'cause you spice your beer
When a Latte still lives inside your head
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
If you've not come to drink, get outta here
You ain't no better than the baristas
We ain't trying to be the beer police
When you froth the beer it ain't anarchy
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Two scopes nutmeg, what a man?
You spice each other, the spice man wins
Top it with whipped crème, add some steam
Rub that whipped crème under your balls
You still think pumpkin spice look cool
The real Pumpkins run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
After Halloween you'll be the first to go
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Beer, fuck off!
You'll be the first to throw
You'll be the first to throw
You'll be the first to throw
Up In Your Sink!